Author Topic: Wish Granted, but... (Read 567838 times)

Boston Terrier · February 21, 2012, 10:25:00 PM

Granted, but it gets unlocked

I wish I could WHEEESH

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Jaxx · February 21, 2012, 10:28:28 PM

Quote from: Boston Terrier on February 21, 2012, 10:25:00 PM

Granted, but it gets unlocked

I wish I could WHEEESH

granted, but it turns out, wheeesh isn't an english word, but a swahili one, meaning death by ripped star fish.

i wish i was the next poster.

Eluxsam · February 21, 2012, 10:30:06 PM

Granted, but as soon as you post you turn into me.

I wish Justin Bieber and Rebecca Black had a kid and named it, "Billy".

ShadowYoshi294 · February 21, 2012, 10:33:31 PM

Wish granted but his singing kills the entire human population.
I wish for trains.
inb4onerunsoverme

Tango · February 21, 2012, 10:39:33 PM

Quote from: ShadowYoshi294 on February 21, 2012, 10:33:31 PM

Wish granted but his singing kills the entire human population.
I wish for trains.
inb4onerunsoverme

granted, but you get run- forget you.
i wish that my wish wouldn't come true.

patton360 · February 21, 2012, 10:53:54 PM

wish granted, but all of your wishes and their results were not what you wanted.

i wish that Philadelphia sports didn't exist.

Tango · February 22, 2012, 08:26:09 AM

Quote from: patton360 on February 21, 2012, 10:53:54 PM

wish granted, but all of your wishes and their results were not what you wanted.

i wish that Philadelphia sports didn't exist.

granted, but you end up with something like Detroit

Ningyou · February 22, 2012, 08:26:49 AM

I wish I had a donut right now

Lørd Tøny · February 22, 2012, 08:28:04 AM

Nope but you become a fat pony.

I wish I was a pony pony.

Cancel · February 22, 2012, 08:29:06 AM

Wish granted but rainbow dash is best pony

i wish i could fly.

Port · February 22, 2012, 08:34:16 AM

You flew out of Earth's atmosphere and died.

I wish that this wish would wish for itself wishing that the wish is wished for.

Mikoyan · February 22, 2012, 08:36:06 AM

No.

I wish Pluto would blow up.

Becquerel · February 22, 2012, 08:36:14 AM

you get a wishadox but it creates a parawishidox which creates a parawishidox but it creates a parawishidox which creates a parawishidox but it creates a parawishidox which creates a parawishidox .........................

I wish I could be I

Ningyou · February 22, 2012, 09:16:50 AM

granted but you become me

I wish I had some food cuz i'm starving

Byteswarm · February 22, 2012, 09:41:28 AM

Quote from: Ningyou on February 22, 2012, 09:16:50 AM

granted but you become me

I wish I had some food cuz i'm starving

Granted.
It is the severed snake and testicle of several homoloveual convicts, whose genitals were dismembered as the ultimate sentence.
It was meant to be fed to them as punishment, but hey, more for you.

I wish I knew how to network using Sepples.