Wish Granted, but...

[DrMobius]

Never loving happening

I wish to do what I want to do.

[Ad Bot]

[AtomicMelon]

Granted, but you can't make up your mind on what you want.

I wish I wuz badspot.

[DrMobius]

Granted, now you put up with all the complaining friends.

I wish that I hadn't posted this.

[AtomicMelon]

Granted but now you wish you Had.

I wish I never had to be unconfortable.

[Ghoul]

I wish I never had to be unconfortable.

Granted, but you can never be comfortable.

[Saxophone]

Your missing a wish.

I wish I was half-dead.

[haloguymitch]

granted but then the other half exploded

i wish i had a potato

[Chopsticks]

you get it but it opens up revealing 20 tentacles that vivisect you.


GAME OVER

i wish i could swallow a man whole.

[Angear]

Granted but you choke

I wish I knew what to wish for.

[Sandvich]

Granted,but then you forgot what it was.

I wish i had Garry's Mod.

[Chopsticks]

you get it but it makes your computer fry from the inside.

i wish i had a pet crab.

[Madmitten]

Granted, but you get hungry and forget its your pet, And then boil it and serve it to all of the forum members with butter :D

I wish i was richer than the richest man in the world

[AtomicMelon]

Granted but the riches man in the world gets jelious and murders you.

I wish there was less poverty in the world.

[Madmitten]

Granted, but the recession murders every last bank in the world and all the money inside. So only people with money mattresses have money. And you are also in poverty

I wish my parents didnt make me do everything in the house

[AtomicMelon]

Granted, but the recession murders every last bank in the world and all the money inside. So only people with money mattresses have money. And you are also in poverty

I wish my parents didnt make me do everything in the house

I wished for less poverty in the world and you gave the world more poverty.
You Fail therefore, your post is ignored.
I wish I had an endless supply of chocolate