Author Topic: Wish Granted, but... (Read 671894 times)

Daedalus · April 08, 2009, 10:15:06 AM

Granted, but you die from wish overload.

I wish that Hunter would be ONLINE RIGHT NOW >:O

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Gragoyle · April 08, 2009, 02:16:41 PM

Granted but he got offline after that.

I wish... YOUR FREEDOM, GENIE!!!

Jaxx · April 08, 2009, 02:26:31 PM

TL;DR. Ignore this.

|Shadow · April 08, 2009, 02:46:02 PM

Quote from: Jaxx050 on April 08, 2009, 02:26:31 PM

I wish that I had all the money in the world, divided equally in investments among precious metals, dollars, and semi-precious stones.

Granted, but the people of the planet knock on your door wanting their money back.

What?
You can't answer your own wish...

Quote from: Gragoyle on April 08, 2009, 02:16:41 PM

Granted but he got offline after that.

I wish... YOUR FREEDOM, GENIE!!!

Granted but he gets run-over D:

I wish that I had enough money to buy a DSi :D

Jaxx · April 08, 2009, 02:53:02 PM

Granted, but they sold it out on the first day, and you never got a chance to buy one.

I wish I won the Game of the Year award for my emulator.

m4r!0 64 (hl2 fan) · April 08, 2009, 02:57:14 PM

Quote from: Jaxx050 on April 08, 2009, 02:53:02 PM

Granted, but they sold it out on the first day, and you never got a chance to buy one.

I wish I won the Game of the Year award for my emulator.

Granted, but the cops arrested you for finding illegal software.

I wish I was Chuck Norris, time to end this thread!

Brickman · April 08, 2009, 02:58:46 PM

Wish granted but your muscles explode before you get to do anything.

I wish I didn't post this.

Kalphiter · April 08, 2009, 03:00:04 PM

Granted but you screw up the post chain

Sabbin · April 08, 2009, 07:39:19 PM

No u

I wish He was right.

Regulith · April 08, 2009, 07:52:56 PM

Granted, but because "He" was capitalized, it was taken to mean "God", and he already IS always right.

I wish I wasn't such an starfish sometimes.

Sabbin · April 08, 2009, 07:54:02 PM

too bad... i wish he was right not He, he

Regulith · April 08, 2009, 07:55:35 PM

Quote from: Sabbin23 on April 08, 2009, 07:54:02 PM

too bad... i wish he was right not He, he

That's not a legitimate answer.

Answer my wish correctly.

Quote from: Regulith on April 08, 2009, 07:52:56 PM

I wish I wasn't such an starfish sometimes.

Sabbin · April 08, 2009, 07:58:57 PM

Wish grante... just be nicer... and stay calm...

I wish i had a brick... a stone/concrete brick not a plastic BL brick

Regulith · April 08, 2009, 08:02:45 PM

Quote from: Sabbin23 on April 08, 2009, 07:58:57 PM

Wish grante... just be nicer... and stay calm...

You're doin' it wrong.

You have to WARP the wish. Make it not-so-pleasant.

Anyway; Granted, but you drop it on your foot and break your toes.

I wish I had some money.

Sabbin · April 08, 2009, 08:04:40 PM

Wish granted, but i steal it all and knock you out so you cant find me and beat me up, taking the money back

I wish to be immortal until i die