Author Topic: Wish Granted, but... (Read 633890 times)

Regulith · April 09, 2009, 04:06:50 PM

Granted, but you get so old that you can't move.

I wish the people in this thread actually knew how to post in this thread.

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Gragoyle · April 09, 2009, 04:07:53 PM

ZOMG! GRANTED! But then they posted this thread's stuff in another threads.

I wish a cookie.

Knifeman · April 09, 2009, 04:08:16 PM

Granted, but then it mutates and eats you, yes I have problems.

I wish I was invisible.

Lil Robot · April 09, 2009, 05:06:29 PM

Granted, but Orcs can see you.

I wish for a wish.

the unknown hero · April 09, 2009, 05:13:08 PM

Granted, but that wish is, unfortantley, a death wish.

I wish i was friends with the exortist. :U

pen · April 09, 2009, 05:16:02 PM

granted, but then he accidently changes to a bear and eats you
I wish for a portal gun

the unknown hero · April 09, 2009, 05:57:28 PM

Granted, but then you find out the cake is a lie.

I wish i had a sandvich.

m4r!0 64 (hl2 fan) · April 10, 2009, 08:35:12 AM

Quote from: the unknown hero on April 09, 2009, 05:57:28 PM

Granted, but then you find out the cake is a lie.

I wish i had a sandvich.

Granted, but then a Heavy Weapons Guy come from behind the wall and says
"Okay Sasha! Lets go eat sanvi- YOU KILLED SANVICH DIIIIIEEEEE"
*bewm bewm bang bang*

I wish that I didn't forget up my life, and people would be a lot nicer to me.

ageeh · April 10, 2009, 09:34:00 AM

Quote from: the unknown hero on April 09, 2009, 05:57:28 PM

Granted, but then you find out the cake is a lie.

I wish i had a sandvich.

Granted but i ate that sandvich

I WISH IM A BLOCK IN REAL LIFE

Riot · April 10, 2009, 09:41:42 AM

Granted, but folowing the laws of physics make you're body fall apart because there are no limbs to connect to you're body.

Wish I knew the true power of cheese

ashton124 · April 10, 2009, 09:51:11 AM

granted but it makes your head explode

i wish that i could fly

Jaden · April 10, 2009, 09:53:15 AM

Granted - but the cheese police came and said you were not allowed to use the powers of cheese in their country and locked you up.
Lol

I wish someone would help me with my script.

Warning - while you were typing a new reply has been posted. You may wish to review your post.

Whut?!

In that case:

Granted - but you fly too high and into space where you can no longer breath and you die.

zackin5 · April 10, 2009, 10:09:44 AM

Granted, Someone helps you but ends up sabotaging it

I wish I could have a wish without side effects

Talaford · April 10, 2009, 02:15:30 PM

Granted, but the wish somehow got you into a banana! Side-effect!

I wish for the upcoming earthquake thats supposed to hit Romania <NOT A JOKE MAYBE ILL DIE :(> to don't hit Romania, or so i can be a survivor. [L4E lol] [Left 4 Earthquake]

TheLegomaster · April 10, 2009, 02:42:55 PM

Granted, but an Earth-zomb eats your head. Omnom.

I wish for milk in a can.