Granted but then it turns into Satan and eats your brains
I wish to be God
Granted, but ~ = God, and you niglect to use it after the most of the forums telling you how to, thus being unable to access it.
Now, continuing the chain:
Granted, but you get constipated and go boom.
I wish I had a dah I hsiw I
Granted, but you break the time continuum.
I wish Blockland supported joysticks.