Wish Granted, but...

[Doorman]

Granted, but you're parents never wake up and you starve to dead.

I wish for a new, better, indestructible cell phone for free.

[Ad Bot]

[TheChaosCarrier]

Granted, but I steal it.

I wish Doorman died. :3

[lolzorz mcgee]

granted, billy mays comes back to life with a revival tonic and brings doorman back to life.

I wish for a buullut. :O

[TheChaosCarrier]

granted, billy mays comes back to life with a revival tonic and brings doorman back to life.

I wish for a buullut. :O

Granted, but I don't know what a "Buullut" is.

I wish Billy Mays would kill Kalphiter and stay alive forever :D

[lolzorz mcgee]

Granted...that is all.

I wish I don't fail my blackbelt test in a month. :s

BTW, chaos, a "buullut :o" is a bullet, just heavy weapon's guy style. :P

[starfoxXP]

granted but your  out of wishes
 
i wish i was rich

[Saxophone]

Granted, but you lose all your money after a banker sets the income to -18%

I wish this wish would fault.

[TheChaosCarrier]

Granted, but you get hungry.

I wish I could get a good cake recipe. I love cakes. :C

[Saxophone]

Granted, but you lose it on the subwat.

I wish I was hungry.

[TheChaosCarrier]

Granted, but you eat something to make the hunger go away.

I wish some nice person found my cake recipe in the subway, and returned it to me.

[Saxophone]

Granted, but they eated it, and returned it to you as stuff.

I wish I was gay. :3

[Katamari007]

wish granted, but you turn out to be bi :D

i wish that the next person dosent come up with a 10 line explanation about the rules of physics

[TheChaosCarrier]

Granted, because I interupt Annoying Orangehet before he does.

I wish Annoying Orangehet would go die.

[Saxophone]

Granted

I wish I was dead.

[TheChaosCarrier]

Granted, but you already died.

I wish we were on the next page.