Wish Granted, but...

[Krokodil]

Granted, but you are going to die some time. And that's a bad thing, right?

I wish that I could fly.

[Ad Bot]

[stevey1000]

Granted, But you accidentally fly into a passing 747 and a-splode.

[-=>RR<=-MasterCE]

I wish that god was a breakdancing dog on TV.

[(MoA) Shaun]

I wish that god was a breakdancing dog on TV.

Granted, but then you find out God is who ever you want him to be.
I wish for a PS3

[Ladios]

granted but you recieve a letter saying you won one for free and wasted your wish

i wish that i knew why everything in this thread blows up

[(MoA) Shaun]

Granted, but the information makes your head blow up.
I wish for 2 wishes....

[tails]

granted, but tails steals them

i wish  i had  retail bl

[Ladios]

granted but badspot bans you for breaking into his server

i wish i was allowed to have retail blockland for free and not get in trouble or have anything blow up

[Saber15]

Granted, but your (drive that you installed retail on) corrupts and you can't re-download.

I wish all that tails, yuki, and all the other idiots that spam would GTFO.

[BJway_Bandit]

Granted but then MasterCE doesn't leave thus
I wish MasterCE would slit his wrists till he dies a horrible death

[fireball]

Granted, *edit* you lose a cookie

I wish i knew the answer to the universe and I could never forget it, even if time was reversed, I couldn't be made handicapped or die, my body or mind couldn't be changed in any way except for knowing the answer to the universe, no explosions or implosions, no matter what happens to anyone else i wouldnt be affected, cant be frozen forever, if I were to fall into a wormhole/blackhole, every law would still be the same on me as this universes laws, didnt need to breath, eat, drink or sleep but i could, and the instant something i consider bad happens, it would automatically go back to right before it happened and not happen again to avoid looping forever. *lol big chunk of repetitive text* *knows something will go wrong*

[BJway_Bandit]

I am unkillable by earth Standards and even then I'd haunt everyone's ass

[Anti-Cop]

@ Fireball

Granted, but then you get warped to a different universe where all that knowledge and protection are null

I wish to... uhhhhh someone else post, this was just to reply for fireball.

[(MoA) Shaun]

if I were to fall into a wormhole/blackhole, every law would still be the same on me as this universes laws

@ Fireball
but then you get warped to a different universe where all that knowledge and protection are null

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Granted, but you can't comprehend the information :D

I wish Tail's hamster liked him again. 

[-=>RR<=-MasterCE]

Granted, but then other peoples hamsters get jealous and eat Tails alive.

I wish barf came out like a rainbow.