Wish Granted, but...

[tails]

Granted, but your (drive that you installed retail on) corrupts and you can't re-download.

I wish all that tails, yuki, and all the other idiots that spam would GTFO.

im trying not to spam anymore V_V ive been banned twice so 3rd time might be life ='(

[Ad Bot]

[Kaphix]

Wish granted, but then your internet dies (lolpwnd)

I wish the worst thing in the universe would happen so the only side effects could be good.

[Ladios]

granted but your now dead from the horrible thing so you cant experiance the side effects

i wish, i wish, for a dish with a fish

[Kaphix]

Granted, but the fish is rotten

I wish I was dead.

[Saber15]

Granted, but you come back as a zombie in Area 51.

I wish Firefox users would shut the panda up, your browser isn't a god.

[Kaphix]

Granted, but you come back as a zombie in Area 51.

I wish Firefox users would shut the panda up, your browser isn't a god.

How is that a bad thing? That would be awesome.

Granted, but then Opera and IE crash the whole internet and the world goes to the dark age.

I wish for no side effects.

[Saber15]

Granted, but you create a paradox because you must have a side effect and you didn't get a side effect but you wished that you didn't get a side effect so the side effect that you didn't wish for is a side effect of a paradox.

I wish I had a series of tubes, I could rule the :internets:!

[Ladios]

granted but bill gates hires a hitman that bombs you

i wish that i never even looked in this thread yet knew that i wasnt supposed to in the version of reality that i dont look at this thread so i do not creat a loop in which i look at this thread because i havent yet and end up wishing for it

[-=>RR<=-MasterCE]

Granted, but then your head explodes because even you can't understand wtf you just said.

I wish I had a dead body in the toilet.

[tails]

granted but you dies because you can't go to toilet =P
I WIS I HAD MA NX CASH NOEWS

[stevey1000]

granted, but your CASH NOEWS burns and turns to pie... I mean ashes.

I wish for wee bull.

[-Koden-]

Granted, but the wee bull still rams you to death.

I wish that all of my wishes go the way I want them to.

[stevey1000]

Granted, But you die from spontainious combustion.

I wish for an un(burn,break,destroy,explode)able shirt saying "DAMN YOU WEE MAMMOTH".

[Kaphix]

Granted, but its too small for you

I wish to go bankrupt.

[Elemental Waker]

Granted,but you find 100,000 dollars in your pocket later.

I wish to be able to speak Japanese.