Wish Granted, but...

[block dude]

wish granted but you somehow give here STD's and the dies

i wish for...um....nothing?

[Ad Bot]

[Joker Card]

wish granted but you get something called HIV



I wish for your mom

[TheLegomaster]

granted but it explodes in your face

>:O
Also: No, wish not granted.

I wish for a clock.

[Zenith]

wish granted but its 5 seconds slower than normal clocks and your late for everything


i wish for 5 chickens

[TheLegomaster]

They peck your eyes out and eat them.

I wish for new eyes for Zenith so he can play Blockland.

[Zenith]

wish granted but then the chickens peck your eyes out too



i wish for Thelegomaster to have new eyes with 35/35 vision

[TheLegomaster]

Thanks :D

I wish for cake for Zenith.
Also pie for Thorax :D

[Tom Gunn]

Granted but you gave them food poisoning.

I wish for nothing :P

[BobSevenSevens]

Wish granted, but since you want nothing, you get a black hole.

I wish for my vision to improbe from 65/80 (D:!) to 20/20

[Saxophone]

Granted, but you go blind soon afterwards.

I wish francis didn't hate Left 4 Dead.
( http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kc9f-VVQK3k )

[TheLegomaster]

Granted, but then Scissorman kills him.

I wish for a English/Japanese dictionary.

[Regulith]

Granted, but it's incorrect and you end up telling your Japanese ex-friend that he "needs to go forget himself with a sock wrapped around a sunflower".

I wish I could get to sleep.

[Hectic]

Granted, But you Drink to much Coffee and you can't get to sleep


I wish the Next person wont post, but at the same Time Follow my wish.  (HA BEAT THAT) 

[ewire]

Granted, but i post anyway and make the space time continuim unravel and destroy the uiverse


i wish i had a lamborgini

[Niliscro]

Granted, but you drive it off a cliff because you don't know how to drive yet.

I wish nothing bad could happen to me.