Author Topic: Wish Granted, but... (Read 664267 times)

Xoax · August 07, 2009, 02:37:01 PM

Granted but you don't drink enough milk so your ultra dense brain bursts out of your skull, killing you instantly.

I wish that Doorman drank more milk so his head won't explode.

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Moriarty · August 07, 2009, 02:42:55 PM

Her*
Wish granted, but you made a mistake so no.
I wish for nothing.

Xoax · August 07, 2009, 02:46:22 PM

Wait, what? Her? Are we talking about Doorman? It's profile says male if we are. :o

Moriarty · August 07, 2009, 02:50:30 PM

Quote from: Xoax on August 07, 2009, 02:46:22 PM

Wait, what? Her? Are we talking about Doorman? It's profile says male if we are. :o

He/She stated he/she was a girl.

Doorman · August 07, 2009, 03:13:42 PM

Quote from: Moriarty on August 07, 2009, 02:50:30 PM

He/She stated he/she was a girl.

If you kept reading the thread, you would have realized that I was joking...

Quote from: Moriarty on August 07, 2009, 02:42:55 PM

I wish for nothing.

Granted, but you get bored and kill yourself.

I wish for everything.

DrMobius · August 07, 2009, 03:16:42 PM

granted.

I wish for food

Blocklandfreak12 · August 07, 2009, 03:28:19 PM

Wish granted,but you get bug butt stew

I wish that if I die,I just respawn

sir dooble · August 07, 2009, 03:30:27 PM

Granted, but someone used RespawnEvents and you're in an infinite loop of Death and Respawning, near instantaneously.

I wish that I could fly, with Wings that sprout from my ankles :D

Doorman · August 07, 2009, 03:40:48 PM

Granted, but you keep flipping over and having the blood rush to your head. And then you get hit by a missile.

I wish for a good book.

Harm94 · August 07, 2009, 03:42:41 PM

Granted, you finish the book ,but you finished it to fast and wanted a sequel.

I wish for a Brand new fast computer that is fire proof.

DrMobius · August 07, 2009, 03:45:57 PM

Granted but it's not waterproof.

I wish for a 128 mb graphics card.

CAPTCHA · August 07, 2009, 03:52:35 PM

Granted, but it is fake
I wish to know what would happen when a paradox occurs(if possible)

Doorman · August 07, 2009, 04:00:27 PM

Granted, but its you dieing a slow painfull death.

I wish for more good food. :c

DrMobius · August 07, 2009, 04:01:58 PM

Granted but it makes you obese and kills you.

I wish I was on a boat.

Regulith · August 07, 2009, 04:02:43 PM

Granted, but it's a small rowboat in the middle of the ocean with a large hole in it.

I wish I could bring my laptop with me on vacation. :C