Wish Granted, but...

[Doorman]

Granted, but it sinks and sharks kill everyone on board but you and you have to live with that fact for the rest of your life.

I wish for awesome abs.

[Ad Bot]

[BobSevenSevens]

Wish granted, but they get so huge, they explode.

I wish for one of these in case of a fire in my house

[bushner]

Granted, but the fire always starts around them so you can't get to them.

I wish for $60.

[ultimamax]

Granted, but the fire always starts around them so you can't get to them.

I wish for $60.

Wish granted, but you get $606 more dollars as a bonus and then the devil takes all the money. :3

[Niliscro]

I wish everyone would loving die.

[Jonnycake]

Granted but you would die to




i wish that this wasnt a wish

[CAPTCHA]

Wish granted, but you make another wish.
I wish for a wish

[brawlman14365]

Wish Granted, but you get no wish.
i wish for a bowl of blood.

inb4butitsyourownblood

[lordician]

Wish Granted, but you get no wish.
i wish for a bowl of blood.

inb4butitsyourownblood

Granted, but it's your own..... Aw darn it!
Ok...Erm.. Granted, but it's the blood of your cat! D:
I wish for peace..

[brawlman14365]

Granted, but ww3 happens and i dont know why.

i wish for pizza.

(BTW i have no cat)

[Christopher P.]

Granted, but you eat it, its poisoned!

I wish for STUFF!

[Sarky56]

Granted, but you get !FFUTS

I wish I had 30,000 's.

[Littledude]

Granted but Santa eats them all

I wish I still believed in Santa

[TheLegomaster]

Granted, but Santa kills you.

I wish for

awesome abs

[betababy]

Granted,but they are so awesome the planet explodes.


I wish for pure randomness.