Wish Granted, but...

[Toonlink101]

Granted, but your girlfriend is cheating on you

I wish for garrys mod

[Ad Bot]

[TIFSRN]

Granted, but it contains 205 trojans.

I wish for cake.

[bithead9]

Granted, but i eat the cake
I wish I went on a rampage of distruction and everyone in the universe died except for me, and I blew up everything that could kill me and I put on a 600in foam suit

[TheChaosCarrier]

Granted, but i eat the cake
I wish I went on a rampage of distruction and everyone in the universe died except for me.

Granted.

I wish the universe was back to normal and bithead9 never existed. And never will. :3

[bithead9]

Granted, but i come back.
I wish for a dead fish.

[TheChaosCarrier]

I wish for school to be already over.

[Joeboy]

granted, but the teachers come over to your house and REEHHPP YOUURRR SHEEHHHTT.

i wish i had a beard :3

[TheChaosCarrier]

granted, but then it comes back to life and REHPS YOOORR SHEEEHHTT.

i wish i had a beard :3

Granted, but I shave it in your sleep.

I wish Elvis was alive. :c

[Explosivo]

Granted, but... He comes back as zombie.

I wish for a cup cake.

I wish for school to be already over.

You forgot to add granted.

[bithead9]

Granted, but the cupcake has poisen in it.

I wish for a dead fish.

[jirue]

Granted but it comes back to life and slaps you.

I wish for trainman1 to leave.

[Pliny]

Granted, but then a horde of raiders start crashing servers left and right.

I wish for a Sticky-bomb Launcher Add-On.

[bithead9]

Granted, but badspot failes it before you get a chance to download it.
I wish for a nuke.

[Joeboy]

granted, but instead of the nuke you ordered, you get a foam one instead (with free water balloons :D).

i wish my sister would give me back my money.

[Doorman]

Granted, but then I burn her alive because she couldn't pay me back.

I wish to be a hybrid power ranger with a man eating vagina.