Wish Granted, but...

[bithead9]

Granted, but instead of a hybrid it runs on diesel.
I wish for a wish that isn't a wish but yet it's still a wish.

[Ad Bot]

[Kalphiter]

Granted, but the wish has caused a black hole.
I wish I could see a man eating chicken.

A chicken that eats men

A man that's eating chicken.

[Joeboy]

granted, but the man ate the chicken instead.

i wish i could hover.

[bithead9]

Granted, but you get shot and cannot hover
I wish that black holes led from one place to another.

[Watcher In The Myst]

Granted, but in the process of teleporting you it rips you apart.

I wish I could          

[bithead9]

Granted, but in the process of teleporting you it rips you apart.

I wish I could          

I never said i wanted too teleport. :O
Granted, but you do this instead:        
I wish i was a human that isn't human but is yet, human.

[Kalphiter]

Granted, but you do this: ‾ ‾ ‾ ‾ ‾ ‾ ‾ ‾
I wish bithead9 did not forgot to wish at first before he ninja-edited.

[bithead9]

Granted, but I do it again.
I wish the earth was perfect.

[Kalphiter]

Granted, but I do it again.

Granted, but you made no wish.
I wish he made a wish

[bithead9]

I wish the earth was perfect.

[Kalphiter]

You had to ninja edit that in, noob. Twice in a row.

[bithead9]

You had to ninja edit that in, noob. Twice in a row.

I did that to fit the wish you made.
EDIT: Back to wishing. Granted, but I edited the wish in.
I wish I had a whiped cream pie.

[Joeboy]

achem, off-topicing i see? hmmmm?

ok let's get this going again :D
 i wish i could get my blockland verification code back :(

[Kalphiter]

Wish granted. http://blockland.us/index.asp?p=KeyRecovery

I wish he looked before posting.

[Joeboy]

wish granted

i wish i remembered to tell him that i used my old email address last time, too bad i can't be arsed to edit. sorry i forgot to add that.