Wish Granted, but...

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Granted but this guys post makes you fly into a wall.

I wish this person would go spam somewhere else.

[Kobewarrior]

Granted but what you meant by "Spam somewhere else," he spammed in your Profile.

I wish for

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[Rookie]

Granted, but you fly into a wall and die.

I wish for my steam account to be re-activated.

[WhatevaGuy]

Granted, but it gets a password only they know, and they won't tell you.

I wish I was |Awesome|.
Absolute value because I don't want anybody saying anything about 'negative awesome' or something stupid like that.

[Rookie]

Granted, but I destroyed the absolute value and made you negative awsome.

I wish nobody harrased me.

[Klax]

Granted, but I destroyed the absolute value and made you negative awsome.

I wish nobody harrased me.

Wish granted, but they find you to be no fun and kill you.

I wish i had a new phone

[Sabbin]

Wish granted, but they find you to be no fun and kill you.

I wish i had a new phone

Granted but I steal it.

I wish for some money...

[Pliny]

Granted, but it turns out to be fake.

I wish I could have balls of steel stone.

[Rookie]

Granted, but it turns out to be fake.

I wish I could have balls of steel stone.

Granted but they are so heavy you cant move.

[Kobewarrior]

Granted but you didn't make a wish.

I wish for the wi-
In short, i just wish for a train. Choo-Choo!

[Bounty]

Wish granted but its a small toy train with no batteries.

I wish I wasn't grounded anymore.

[JJA0]

Granted but you float away and suffocate in the upper atmosphere.

I wish I never had to sleep.

[betababy]

Granted, but you lose your job from dozing off in meetings.

I wish for a pet snake.

[Cucumber!]

Granted, but the snake ate your family.

I'd like to have the ability to ride a unicycle :D