Author Topic: Wish Granted, but...  (Read 619771 times)

Granted, but you are an ORANGE

You didn't wish



I wish that khorde would de-rail  this topic.

Granted, but I do it instead.

I wish for Red Leader standing by.

Damn, Red Leader down.



I wish for peanuts.

Granted, nut you get a peanut allergy.

I wish I knew that JB Hi-Fi had red PSP 3000's in stock before I bought my silver one from EB Games. (got a Red 1 instead of silver)

Wish granted, but the X-box red rings migrate to everywhere.



I wish I made sense.

Granted, but no one else makes sense so you can't make sense of whatever they're doing.

I wish I could play Dante's Inferno in my room on my own Xbox 360 hooked up to my monitor with my back to the wall.

Wish Granted, but your monitor says you suck.



I wish I was in Blockland.

Granted, but you get shot.

I wish to be in New York

granted but you get shot by someone of the opposite race.

I wish VH was a woman

Wish granted, but when you try to forget her, you realize she has a snake.

I wish I was on Titanic.

Wish granted, but right before you get to forget Kate Winslet, a lifeboat falls on you and kills you.

I wish for AIDS

Wish granted, but when you try to forget her, you realize she has a snake.

I wish I was on Titanic.
granted but you die

I wish I had love with a girl with no snake or STI's or STDs.
and nothing prevented me from doing so and she did not die.
or put on a strap on

Granted, but you realize it was your mom.

I wish I was invincible.
« Last Edit: February 12, 2010, 08:21:08 PM by Hawk »

Wish granted, but people trap you in an invincible cage.

I wish for the Moon to explode