Wish Granted, but...

[snugglebear212]

wish granted but i shove a rabbid cat in your ass

i wish i was immune to STDs

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[Deathwishez]

wish granted but i shove a rabbid cat in there

i wish i was immune to STDs

Wish granted, but a sperm whale falls out of the sky and crushes you.

I wish for the rabbid cat to get out of my ass, and no more foriegn objects would ever enter my ass again.

[snugglebear212]

wish granted but the cat claws and knaws out through your stomach and kills you

i wish i could stop time and remove the sperm whale

[Deathwishez]

wish granted but the cat claws and knaws out through your stomach and kills you

i wish i could stop time and remove the sperm whale

Wish granted, but you're frozen in time forever.

I wish Jesus would revive me.

[snugglebear212]

wish granted but he turns into raptor jesus and eats your head

i wish unraptor jesus unfroze me

[Deathwishez]

Wish granted but you burn in hell.

I wish I could have my head back.

[snugglebear212]

wish granted but it's throw-up

i wish i controled hell and get the hell spwans to do my bidding

[Deathwishez]

Wish granted, but God smites you.

I wish I got a new head.

[snugglebear212]

wish granted but you get no brain

i wish god smiled at me instead of smite me

[Deathwishez]

wish granted but you get no brain

i wish god smiled at me instead of smite me

Wish granted, but the glory of his smile makes you loose your evil powers in hell.

I wish I had a brain.

[snugglebear212]

wish granted but you get no head

i wish for a normal sized vagina

[Deathwishez]

Wish granted, but then south africa expands inside your vigina and you die from internal bleeding.

I wish for a head and a brain.

[snugglebear212]

wish granted but you get no skull

i wish there were no foriegn object in my body

[Deathwishez]

Wish granted, but I steal your skull.

I wish for a fish on a dish that will wish my dish shaped like a fish to wish my fish for a dish.

[snugglebear212]

wish granted but before the fish gots to wish i eat your fish

i wish for the powers of superman so my skull can never be stoled