Wish Granted, but...

[TJ10]

Wish granted,but it was flammed.
I wish for DSixl plus every ds game

[Ad Bot]

[snugglebear212]

granted but no one loves you

i wish for a cat in a hat

[No dinner for king]

granted but you get a lion in the hat instead.

i wish for a wish for a wish for a GLaDoS

[Kimmia]

Granted but you die 




I wish I was immortal!

[Sabbin]

Granted but it kills you.

I wish for a brick.

[snugglebear212]

granted but it kills you

i wish for irony

[mrlolop]

Granted, but you were born with an inert sense of it.

I wish for a supah-pony.

[Sabbin]

Granted, but you were born with an inert sense of it.

I wish for a supah-pony.

Granted but it kills you.

I wish for that schoolgirl in the story.

[snugglebear212]

granted but her vagina is sobig it kills you
i wish nothing would ever happen to me like that girl in the story

[Sabbin]

Granted but that will never happen, so you get raped by all of the things the girl got raped by in the story.

SIMULTANEOUSLY


I wish for some pizza.

[snugglebear212]

granted but it kills you form food poisoning

i wish for pizza

[Sabbin]

Granted but it is rotten.

I wish you would get banned.

[snugglebear212]

granted but i cum back cause im to damn lovey

i wish i wasn't so damn lovey

[Sabbin]

granted but i cum back cause im to damn lovey

i wish i wasn't so damn lovey

O.o

Invalid Wish: You are not lovey.

I wish I were 726135467835673456734458 years old.

[beamsword]

Granted, but your bones are gone.
I wish I could freeze time.