Wish Granted, but...

[Sabbin]

Granted, but your bones are gone.
I wish I could freeze time.

Granted but you can never come back and are stuck in your frozen time world forever.

I wish for some fresh, Not poisoned pizza.

[Ad Bot]

[Mr.PickleberryMan]

Granted, but it has a timed bomb nuke in it that is microscopic. (Year 3000)

i wish for all humanity to stop dying unnatural deaths.

[mrlolop]

Granted, but everyone kills themselves because they're tired of living

I wish for asdf

[Mr.PickleberryMan]

Granted but wtf is asdf? p.S. your fat mama dies.

I wish for pizza and nothing bad would ever happen to me ever. EVER!!!!!

[snugglebear212]

O.o

Invalid Wish: You are not lovey.

I wish I were 726135467835673456734458 years old.

you dont konw triangle holding monday

[MegaScientifical]

Granted but wtf is asdf? p.S. your fat mama dies.

I wish for pizza and nothing bad would ever happen to me ever. EVER!!!!!

Granted, but due to the paradox of the forced-bad-event, you get eliminated from existence.

I wish this topic stayed lock when it was long ago. (I don't know why it was unlocked, but I'm quite sure it was.)

[cfl565656]

Granted but then badspot ban's you

I wish i was gravity cat

[Dark Samus]

Granted, But since you are a Gravity Cat, You Float all the way into space and Die....

I wish I was A Wolf

[King of losers]

Wish granted, but then you get killed by A GUN!
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I wish I COULD BREAK THESE CUFFS!

[Dark Samus]

Granted, But the Police comes and Cuffs you again!

I wish the  would go away! :3

[King of losers]

Granted, But the Police comes and Cuffs you again!

I wish the  would go away! :3

Wish granted,

Wish granted, but then you get killed by A GUN!
furcigarette

I wish I COULD BREAK THESE CUFFS!

but 

I wish for a chocolate helicopter...

[Dark Samus]

Off Topic: What is your wish? Anyway, AHH! Cookiemonster Army!

I wish I had Dissapearing powers!

[King of losers]

Off Topic: What is your wish?

I wish for a chocolate helicopter...

[Banana]

Wish granted, but the fat pilot flying it falls through the floor and cracks the whole helicopter, causing it to crash and never get delivered to you.

I wish for a PSP.

[Parallel]

Granted but you drop it and I from a balcony and I take and run off with it.

I wish for a case for my new PSP :3