Wish Granted, but...

[Talent74]

Wish granted, but you got taken back to the age of the dinosaurs, afterwards, the TARDIS malfunctions.

I wish for a bigger bath tub.

[Ad Bot]

[Block Box]

Wish granted, but the drain is too big so you fall in it.

I wish I had a 

[Talent74]

Wish granted, but the Cookie Monster ate it.

I wish for a new shower curtain.

[hotshot87]

wish granted but the sower curtain was eaten by the 
i wish i had a   that wouldent eat me.

[Man 2]

Wish granted, but it ate you.
I wish I were an Oscar Meyer weiner. An Oscar Meyer weiner I would be.

[:D]

Wish granted, but you get eaten

I wish I had more room in my room :(

[Man 2]

Wish granted, but the extra space is for Kate Gosselin to move in.
I wish I played bagpipes.

[:D]

Wish granted, but the extra space is for Kate Gosselin to move in.
I wish I played bagpipes.

Wish granted, but the bag pipes get clogged and you don't notice thus causing the air to back fire and explode your lungs
I wish I was a bear

[Man 2]

Granted, but you would have to walk around drunkly stealing picnic food and saying, "AAAAAAAAY BOO BOO"
I wish could meet Ke$ha (so I could shoot her)

[Squiggles]

Granted, but you would have to walk around drunkly stealing picnic food and saying, "AAAAAAAAY BOO BOO"
I wish could meet Ke$ha (so I could shoot her)

Granted but her songs haunt you in your sleep.


I wish for a wish that has a wish and assrapes a wish to meet the wish that wished upon a star and that was for a wish for a wish that has a wish and assrapes a wish to meet the wish that wished upon a star wish for a wish that has a wish and assrapes a wish to meet the wish that wished upon a star

[Welknair]

Wish granted, but you are shot in the head before you can see what happens.

I wish for whatever the below person says happens to this wish.

[Tremrist]

Granted, but I say you get raped.

I wish for a large new pair of squeaky shoes.

[Welknair]

Granted, but I say you get raped.

What do you mean "But"? Apparently, that was what the wish was for. So there is no "But". Fail wish fail? *Brain hurts a bit*

[thomas64]

I wish for to get a fun time tomorrow.

[Squiggles]

Well first, what do you mean by "Fun time?"