Wish Granted, but...

[:D]

Wish granted, but the topic gets locked
I wish I had some REALY good 3 meat pizza right now

[Ad Bot]

[Man 2]

Wish granted, but it costs $34.99 per slice.
I wish I had an alpaca (I know what's coming)

[Papa EPAL]

Wish granted, but it costs $34.99 per slice.
I wish I had an alpaca (I know what's coming)

Then it transforms to DISPENSER!
 
I wish SNIPER DREAMS ABOUT CHEESE!

[:D]

Wish granted, but then sniper dreams about snake sapping
I wish my arm wasent itchy

[Talent74]

Wish granted, but your ass itches instead.

I wish for moar Robotnik vids.

[:D]

Wish granted, but your ass itches instead.

I wish for moar Robotnik vids.

Wish granted, but they get deleted or erased
I wish I could live without sleep

[Block Box]

Wish granted but you get tired easily

I wish the  never ate my 

[:D]

Wish granted but you get tired easily

I wish the  never ate my 

Wish granted, but the eats your
I wish people wouldent use emotes in their wishes

[Block Box]

Wish granted but people start post emotes in links.

I wish for radioactive sh** 

[Master Shadow Phoenix]

Granted but you get  instead.

I wish for a compound bow.

[ipodmemorizer55]

Wish granted, but it snapped when you shot it

I wish for a gun.

[:D]

Wish granted, but it snapped when you shot it

I wish for a gun.

Wish granted, but the gun is underwater
I wish for my money back from that doughnut I bought earlyer today

[jonue]

Wish granted, but you get mugged

I wish for nothing to go wrong in my life

[Riot]

 Granted, you get raped by a gay mob, isn't that good? :D

 I wish I was invincible, cursed to never die, and had the power to let my imagination take solid matter and come into real life.  

[Xalos]

Granted but it turns out existence doesn't really exist.

I wish for nothing.