Wish Granted, but...

[Riot]

Granted but it turns out existence doesn't really exist.

I wish for nothing.

 But then something happens.


 I wish for something amazing.

[Ad Bot]

[Xalos]

But then something happens.

You have to actually fulfill the wish. You can't have, say "I wish for 1 dollar!" and then "Granted, but you get 50 cents instead."

[Warriorboy123]

granted, but the amazing thing is that you die by flying hippo

I wish for 4 new computers

[Manga]

Granted, but i 1337 hack them so they Xplode.

I wish i could have Jaydee's private infinity mining mod.

[Cybertails1998]

granted, but Jaydee yells at you for haxing.

I wish I've understood the animator's inside joke.

[Manga]

Granted, but then you understand it was a outside joke.

I wish i would die.

[Cybertails1998]

Granted but you revive.

I wish aasdasdsadsa

[Kobewarrior]

Wish granted but you get bbsdbsdsbdsb.

I wish for some Bacon.

[Cybertails1998]

Granted, but the bacon divides by zero.
(Inside joke stuff here)

I wish for  .

[Warriorboy123]

granted, but you get extra :

I wish for a wish fish

[Welknair]

Wish granted, but the wish fish is actually a wish shark. And eats your family.

I wish for whatever the below person does to alter this wish.

[Xalos]

Granted. :P

I wish the Internet ended forever. xD

[PowerDag]

Granted, but Badspot, Notch, etc. go out of a job.

[Xalos]

YOU DIDN'T WISH!
I wish this wish does not go awry.

[Talent74]

Wish granted, but it goes awry.

I wish for 5 year olds to stop joining the forums.