Author Topic: Wish Granted, but...  (Read 626587 times)

Granted, but it broke.

I wish for the Greek Gods to be real

Wish granted, but Zeus goes crazy and kills all the gods and himself.

I wish people would shut up about 2012.

Granted but they start talking about 2011

I wish for a BB gun

wish granted but your bb gun auto fires and kills you in the head.

i wish this thrad would never end.

Wish granted but it gets locked instead

I wish I had wishes that wont have loopholes.

Granted, but then sonic steals it.

I wish for a shotgun.

Sonic eats chili-dogs.

Wish granted but it gets locked instead

I wish I had wishes that wont have loopholes.

Not granted.

I wish i had a pencil

!GRANTED! But you poke it through your eye!

I wish for some cheetos.

granted but they were poisened.

i wish i was dead and nothing happens to me and i don't come back alive. can't beat stuff like that guys

Granted, but you can somehow still see after death. You now see darkness... forever.

I wish I had some good turntables.

Granted, but you sold all your records years ago.

I wish for a demented evil pet rabbit.

Granted, but it eats you.

I wish for all of my records back and for nothing to have damaged them and that no one takes them away or buys them from me.

Granted, but it was all just a dream...
I wish to get nothing

Wish granted, but you suffocate and die because this also means you get no air.

I wish I had a Brick named Tree and a Tree named Potatoes.

*Bump*

Wish granted, but you suffocate and die because this also means you get no air.

I wish I had a Brick named Tree and a Tree named Potatoes.