Author Topic: Wish Granted, but... (Read 627442 times)

Man 2 · June 19, 2010, 01:47:43 PM

Wish granted but this is America and everything is a lie anyway.
I wish for something cliche, like trillions of legally-obtained dollars.

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DJ Shadowclaw · June 19, 2010, 01:48:59 PM

Wish 1/2 granted. They're not legal -> counterfeit.

I wish for a grain of sand.

sucon · June 19, 2010, 01:56:04 PM

You find 1 at the beach and then digging fr the perfect one you dig down deep and all of the dug out sand falls on you. :P
I wish for a cookie.

Theportalmaster · June 19, 2010, 01:58:38 PM

You have your cookie, but it is made of plastic.
I wish for a unicorn

DJ Shadowclaw · June 19, 2010, 01:59:20 PM

Quote from: Theportalmaster on June 19, 2010, 01:58:38 PM

You have your unicorn, but it is made of plastic.
I wish for a bike

sucon · June 19, 2010, 01:59:43 PM

Wish granted but it stabs you with its horn (which one O_O)
I wish for a Sticky Note.

Cybertails1998 · June 19, 2010, 02:00:00 PM

The sticky stickies you.

I wish for not being so kawaii.

DJ Shadowclaw · June 19, 2010, 02:00:50 PM

Quote from: sucon on June 19, 2010, 01:59:43 PM

Wish granted but it stabs you with its horn (which one O_O)
I wish for a Sticky Note.

??? Bikes don't have horns.

No.

I wish for a wish.

sucon · June 19, 2010, 02:01:19 PM

Wish granted but you still are.
I wish i could have a money maker that was completely legal.

Quote from: DJ Shadowclaw on June 19, 2010, 02:00:50 PM

??? Bikes don't have horns.

No.

I wish for a wish.

STOP POSTING WHILE IM TYPING
It ruines the thread :P
Your new wish you get and you wish for a sniper to shoot you.

DJ Shadowclaw · June 19, 2010, 02:02:16 PM

Quote from: sucon on June 19, 2010, 02:01:19 PM

Wish granted but you still are.
I wish i could have a money maker that was completely legal.STOP POSTING WHILE IM TYPING
It ruines the thread :P
Your new wish you get and you wish for a sniper to shoot you.

Granted.

But I wish for a wish with no cookie and a tree.

Welknair · June 19, 2010, 02:11:27 PM

Wish granted, but you were starving and that cookie would have allowed to live long enough for help to arrive. And then the tree falls on you.

I wish for an anvil to hit me in the head.

Gojira · June 19, 2010, 03:15:07 PM

Wish granted but it falls on me instead.

I wish I had a whole year to myself.

No dinner for king · June 19, 2010, 03:16:23 PM

Granted, but the year is 2012

i wish for LBP2

BladeOfTheHorizon · June 20, 2010, 01:50:48 AM

Wish granted, but when you get it, Captain Price launches an EMP into space and when it blows up, all electronics go byebye. Including the PS3.

I wish I wish.

Evo Chief · June 20, 2010, 01:58:02 AM

Wish request denied, please try again later.

I wish I had a CR250R.