Author Topic: Wish Granted, but...  (Read 626504 times)

Wish Granted!

I wish I was Rich

Granted, but you're poor.

I wish I had straight, loving parents.

granted but you find out the he is a she



Offtopic: DAMN IT, NOT AGAIN!

Ontopic:
Granted, but their gay.

I wish for homoloveual love.

Offtopic: DAMN IT, NOT AGAIN!

Ontopic:
Granted, but their gay.

I wish for homoloveual love.

I SAID STRAIGHT PARENTS, GODDAMNIT

I SAID STRAIGHT PARENTS, GODDAMNIT
Granted, but it's a drum set.


I wish for homoloveual love.
AGAIN.

Offtopic: DAMN IT, NOT AGAIN!

Ontopic:
Granted, but their gay.

I wish for homoloveual love.
granted but you find out the he is a she


i wish i had a new guitar that is a gibson less paul

Wish Granted But it is Less then Paul!

I wish Roblox died!

Wish Granted But, The Makers of Roblox send you a stuffTIER game

Wish Granted But it is Less then Paul!

I wish Roblox died!
Granted, but they send you to ossama bin laden.
I wish I was a rainbow llama cyborg!

Granted but it tramples you and rapes you.

I wish for a nice car.

Granted, but they send you to ossama bin laden.
I wish I was a rainbow llama cyborg!
granted but its a robot unicorn

i wish for a fish
Granted but it tramples you and rapes you.

I wish for a nice car.
granted but i take a Louisiana slugger to both headlights :D

Granted, but... you leave your stove on one night while sleeping and the fish trys to act like Free Willy then jumps out of the bowl onto the stove and you eat him thinking your long lost wife makes you lunch for the last time in over 5 years

i wish i had a slave national socialist

Granted but he calls in friends saying you're a Jew and kills you

I wish for stuff

Wish granted but it turned out to be it was "fftus"
I wish I had another dog.

BEST.AVATAR.EVER. :P
I wish I had another dog.
Granted, but it eats you.

I wish for a wish for a wish.