Author Topic: Wish Granted, but...  (Read 621652 times)

Granted, but I take the last one on the shelves.

I wish for a pretzel.

Granted, but its old and stale

I wish for an airsoft pistol.


Granted, but you shoot your eye out, kid.

I wish that my house had jet engines on the sides of it.

Granted, but you leave your stove on and the fire from the jet engines makes your house explode.

Granted, but you said nothing...
I wish for a heavy metal guitar...

The metal is too heavy and you can't pick it up.

I wish for Blockland Cloud to be released.

Granted but you don't get it.

I wish for a remote.

Granted but you dont have a Television.
I wish i had new super mario bros wii

Granted, but it explodes.

I wish for a Chucknorris.

Granted, but he kicks your ass and you die.
I wish that Mel Gibson can stop being such an ass.

Granted, but I don't know who the hell that is.

I wish my 4 wheeler could fly.

Granted, but you fall off of it at an altitude of over 9000 million miles without a parachute and die, then you get run over by several cars.

I wish people would say no to rick rolls...
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But the power goes away after 120 seconds.

No wish for op.

I wish I could have IBans City RPG mod.


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Granted, but you fall off of it at an altitude of over 9000 million miles without a parachute and die, then you get run over by several cars.

I wish people would say no to rick rolls...
I wouldn't fly that high and also that would be in another galaxy so no gravity.