Author Topic: Wish Granted, but...  (Read 622012 times)

Granted, but

I wish for a copy of War for Cybertron

Granted, but, due to shipping problems the truck carrying your item flew off an overpass and slammed into the middle of a busy expressway. A can of propane in the back broke open and the drivers burning cigarete lit the fumes burning all items inside along with your order request.

I wish for freedom.

granted but you die

i wish i had a boytoy

if you know what i mean

not granted because you probably don't even know what a 'boytoy' is.

i wish for some doritos, nacho flavor pls.

i know what a boytoy is, a guy to have love with anytime i want is what i mean



granted but there cool ranch

i wish for a new tv

Wish granted, but the remote is not included.

I wish I was an amazing sketch artist

Granted but you're alergic to amazing.

I wish for a banana.

i know what a boytoy is, a guy to have love with anytime i want is what i mean
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granted.

i wish this was a wish.

Granted but you only get 0.

I wish.


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I wish "Granted but it broke hurr durr" would stop being such a common reply.

Granted but it broke :P

I wish for another iPod.

Granted but it broke hurr durr

ipod is a cigarettet

not granted because you stole my post cigarettet. >:(

I wish nothing.

Wish granted, but... _________.

I wish... _________.

Granted but it broke hurr durr

ipod is a cigarettet

not granted because you stole my post cigarettet. >:(

I wish nothing.
cigarettet :(

You get... ______.