Wish Granted, but...

[sara]

you get something

i wish the stuff that happens in Life As We Knew It really happend

[Ad Bot]

[aml]

Wish granted but I can't grant wishes.

I wish for that mysterious thing.

[LeeroyBlockhead]

Granted, but you commit Self Delete due to it being so mysterious.

I wish I didnt give entrepreneur in (pumpin?) all my money (which counts as two hundred million cuz I stole it from his bank!!)

[Man 2]

Granted but Bill Gates, in his insatiable money special interest, comes to your house and kills you, thus stealing your money, house, and all your posessions.

I wish those Evony ads would get the forget off the Internet.

[frogger3140]

Granted, but a hacker replaces the Evony ads with research ads.

I wish I knew what my wish was.

[Roknrollwill]

The wishes stop here.

[Mr.Interceptor]

Granted. But the wishes restart 2 millimeters away from your position.

I wish for a jetpack with a built in cupholder.

[Altered]

Granted, but the jetpack explodes killing you.

I wish for money and that nothing bad befalls me.

[Volko]

Wish granted.


I wish for a double down.

[keonesan]

Granted, but you get a heart attack from it.

I wish for a Nvidia 460GTX.

[Man 2]

Wish granted, but you cannot talk to anyone about it because nobody seems to know what the hell you're talking about.

I wish religious debates didn't exist.

[keonesan]

Granted, but people now argue about science.

I wish for a Quad Core Processor.

[luk55]

Wish granted but you bought the brand AMD and you heatsink broke so it blew up (It happened on TV XD)


I wish there was no such thing as pain.

[LeetZero]

Wish granted, but a huge meteor hits you and you die without feeling anythign.

I wish for a CheeseregruB.

[Altered]

Wish granted, but you get this instead of a Cheeseburger.