Author Topic: Wish Granted, but...  (Read 620206 times)


I ALREADY AM
OH LADIOS
EVERYONE LET'S START A FUND TO SEND LAD MONEYS <3

yes please thank you

Give me my wish >:U

granted, but a nuke drops on you before you could eat them.

I wish for an eighth leg.

Granted but it takes the place of your phallus.

I wish I can have no wish that has serious repercussions

Impossible!

I wish nukes didn't exist so I could eat my cookies.

Granted but  :cookieMonster: blew them up

I wish I had nothing

granted, but then something happens.

I wish for a second torso.

Granted, but it's a zombie torso and you get infected from it.

I wish explosions didn't exist so I could eat my cookies.

granted, but a jew ninja steals them!

I wish I could shoot myself in the head to summon my persona.

granted, but  :cookieMonster:

I wish I was black

EDIT: forget you jetlok

Granted but you got white spots

I wish I had a  :nes:

Granted, but it's brokenated.

I wish Cookie Monster didn't exist so I could eat my cookies.

granted, but a jew ninja steals them!
I wish for a spoon.