Wish Granted, but...

[mrlol99]

wish granted but then you accidently say it

I wish I was the president of the USA

[Ad Bot]

[blobo]

wish granted, but everyone hates you and you get assassinated.

i wish i had a pet rock. that doesn't do anything.

[Decepticon]

But he does something

I wish Slenderman would be my father.

[CpW]

But he will rape you.

I WISH TO LIVE IN LEGOLAND, SURROUNDED BY UNICORNS.

[blobo]

wish granted but the unicorns eat you

i wish i was pwnage... ( wait. i taught a rock to do something... IM ALREADY PWNAGE )

[mrlol99]

wish granted but blah blah blah blabklgbsdpxth sjdgijandfsog ds
I wish I owned Valve

[aml]

Wish granted but they're on valve time so you won't officially own it until they year 3002.

I wish for a mother loving pony.

[CpW]

Wish granted, but *insert stupid reason here*

I wish for I could drive a tank on a kid's go-kart track.

[mrlol99]

wish granted but then yhjxertj ghfnvcvb

I wish I had a time machine so I could go forward in time and the own valve

[Decepticon]

Wish Granted, But Slenderman broke in and raped you to death.

I wish I had a wish.

[aml]

Wish granted but paradox

I wish for no paradox.

[LOL :D]

Granted but *insert reason here*

I wish mrlol99 would stop spamming

[ChappersTeddy]

Wish granted, but he gets unbanned

I wish that I had Blockland this week

[blobo]

wish granted but i wished for a maulfunctioning time machine that freezes time permanently, and you cant play because i froze time.

i wish for a maulfunctioning time machine that freezes time permanently.

[ChappersTeddy]

Wish granted, but it explodes and I go back to playing Blockland and you die

I wish that blobo wasn't such an idiot