Wish Granted, but...

[Hydrabisque]

wish granted but you got aids and herpes of the mouth

[Ad Bot]

[mrlol99]

404 wish not found

I wish for world war 3

[Katadeus]

Granted, but humanitarian societies from all over the world come to torture you in ways quite unpleasant in relation to their normal, docile disguise...

I wish for my wish to go wrong.

[mrlol99]

wish granted but then your wish doesnt go wrong

I wish for a nuke

[mrlol99]

wish granted but then it blows up

I wish for the truth

[Clone trooper]

Wish granted but the truth was a lie!

I wish for a damn cake!

[Trymos]

Wish granted but it was a lie.

I wish that my avatar never happened in real life.

[Winner2]

Nope

[mlockha]

Wish granted but it was a lie.

I wish that my avatar never happened in real life.

Wish granted but you now look lik your avatar for the rest of your life.
I wish i had a pet rock.

[Altered]

Nope

I wish I wish I wish I wish I wish I had a wish I wish I wish I

[Trymos]

Wish granted but you now look lik your avatar for the rest of your life.
I wish i had a pet rock.

Wish granted, but it ran away.

I wish for all of the windows in the world to explode.

[mlockha]

Wish granted, but it ran away.

I wish for all of the windows in the world to explode.

Wish granted but apple blows up too.
I wish i had a pet steak.

[Trymos]

Wish granted, but it ate itself.

I wish that windows had every feature in the world.

[BlockoCrafter]

It included the feature of a hydrogen bomb, therefore Windows was no more.

I wish for a dish of fish and all that posh-pish.

[Trogtor]

You get a Dish of Fish but with all that Pish-Posh.

I wish for Big Mac.