Wish Granted, but...

[Isjix]

you get a two tits

hmm... ok 


you are in the quarantine, you aint corrupt.

I wish to buy a $5 game for $10, how do I do that?

[Ad Bot]

[Daemon18553]

you get a two tits

i wish for my wish to be corrupted

Wish granted, but your other wishes are all corrupted as well.

I wish for a life.

[Space Ninja]

Wish granted but it only comes 2 for 1 with Death

I wish to find a cure for cancer.

[Firecycle]

Wish granted but it only comes 2 for 1 with Death

I wish to find a cure for cancer.

Wish granted, but it turns you into a Zombie.

I wish for eternal youth.

[Muddy Waters]

Wish granted, but someone shoots you.

I wish to report every quickscoper/noobtuber/spawnkiller/camper I encounter in any FPS game.

[MegaScientifical]

Wish Granted, but they get a virus and send hate mail to the creator of the website.

I wish I could drop kick Osama Bin Laden. Painfully.

Why did you bump this?

[Becquerel]

Because he did.

I wish for a MY BIG PONY show

[plad101]

Granted you get assasinated by anti bronies


I WANT A .357 MAGNUM!

[Firecycle]

Granted, but by the time you realize that it only fires backwards, it's too late.

I want to read a book

[Becquerel]

You read a code.

I wish to cumpooter

[blobo]

wish granted but you get electrocuted in teh process,

i wish to have the ability to ride rainbows in outerspace where i can see many care bears killing eachother so they can make sure that grumpy bear wont succeed in the game of "SUPER DEATH TAG" where grumpy bear is "it" and he wins by killing more that 50 bears in Caralot AND seeing nyan cat run into a meteor while he is distracted by seeing me running on a rainbow, (*tune of "somewhere over the rainbow" from "the wizard of oz"*)SOMEWHERE OVER THE RAINBOW, WITH ME FALLING OFF, CAUSES ME TO GO RAMBO, THEN I MADE A COUGH. then i fell off the rainbow BUT being saved by the annoying orange while he's floating in space on the beginning of the episode " Annoying orange through time " episode while hes in space, then he teleports me to the kitchen but i accidentally squish marshmellow in the teleportation process, then i teleport back to my rainbow. then i end up running on my rainbow realizing its not MY rainbow, but it's lady rainicorn from adventure time. i end up falling off and landing in a puddle of jello^TM causing me to bounce ALL the way up to the moon when i live happily ever after orbiting the moon next to the dead body of nyan cat ( who crashed into a meteor ) forever, until i get hit by an asteroid , and somehow live and go back to earth. conveniently i didn't burn up in the atmosphere and i live happily ever after in the mushroom kingdom of Mario living on a giant mushroom. which i later realize isn't a mushroom at all, but it's actually a toad. ( you know, those dumb mushroom guys ) and live under his mushroom hat forever. wish concluded.

[Katamari007]

wish granted but I didn't read any of that because stfu

I wish I could think of something to wish for and it ends up backfiring on me or something forget I don't know

[Firecycle]

wish granted but I didn't read any of that because stfu

I wish I could think of something to wish for and it ends up backfiring on me or something forget I don't know

Wish granted. Just granted.

I wish for an penny.

[Stick Man]

Wish granted, but it falls in your coke, and dissolves.

I wish stuntman would stop being an idiot, and arguing over stupid stuff.

[blobo]

wish granted. but i dont know who that is so he goes to your house and talk to you about even more annoying stuff.

 I WISH SOMEONE WOULD READ MY WISH AND GRANT IT... here is my wish ( again )
i wish to have the ability to ride rainbows in outerspace where i can see many care bears killing eachother so they can make sure that grumpy bear wont succeed in the game of "SUPER DEATH TAG" where grumpy bear is "it" and he wins by killing more that 50 bears in Caralot AND seeing nyan cat run into a meteor while he is distracted by seeing me running on a rainbow, (*tune of "somewhere over the rainbow" from "the wizard of oz"*)SOMEWHERE OVER THE RAINBOW, WITH ME FALLING OFF, CAUSES ME TO GO RAMBO, THEN I MADE A COUGH. then i fell off the rainbow BUT being saved by the annoying orange while he's floating in space on the beginning of the episode " Annoying orange through time " episode while hes in space, then he teleports me to the kitchen but i accidentally squish marshmellow in the teleportation process, then i teleport back to my rainbow. then i end up running on my rainbow realizing its not MY rainbow, but it's lady rainicorn from adventure time. i end up falling off and landing in a puddle of jello^TM causing me to bounce ALL the way up to the moon when i live happily ever after orbiting the moon next to the dead body of nyan cat ( who crashed into a meteor ) forever, until i get hit by an asteroid , and somehow live and go back to earth. conveniently i didn't burn up in the atmosphere and i live happily ever after in the mushroom kingdom of Mario living on a giant mushroom. which i later realize isn't a mushroom at all, but it's actually a toad. ( you know, those dumb mushroom guys ) and live under his mushroom hat forever. wish concluded.