Author Topic: Wish Granted, but... (Read 619491 times)

speedyzman13 · January 22, 2012, 02:35:14 AM

You don't feel pain, but you suffer in hell.

I wish for a fish

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ghost_man · January 22, 2012, 02:44:00 AM

You get the fish but it becomes a dish.
I wish for a chandelier

Wayvo · January 22, 2012, 02:50:04 AM

You get the chandelier but it freezes you with ice flames :c
i wish for a drop of water

steve5451 · January 22, 2012, 02:54:05 AM

Wish granted, but it was heavily concentrated rat poison with water.

I wish for my wish to be granted.

Toasty_Enginner · January 22, 2012, 03:01:46 AM

The wish cancels itself out and you wake up in a dumpster in mexico

I wish I could be funny

Mr. Jelly · January 22, 2012, 03:02:47 AM

Wish granted, but then you become a furry because I misread it at first

I wish for cheese.

ghost_man · January 22, 2012, 03:14:26 AM

Granted but it's moldy.
I wish for this wish to never exist.

Counter98 · January 22, 2012, 03:17:47 AM

It comes true, but then you find yourself thinking about it so hard that your brain explodes.
I wish that I had a magical swedish fairy who follows me around and grants me wishes.

Black and White · January 22, 2012, 04:22:19 AM

Granted but then you find out she's actually an Austrian pie and she has to kill you

I wish for a wish that can change shape when its in the context of another wish of the same and or equal or higher valu than itself and can then decide wether or not to continue into the next wish and into the next and the next and the next and the next and the next and the next...

Lesrock · February 01, 2012, 04:25:01 AM

Someone divides by zero and sends us all to an alien dimension.

I wish I can freeze time.

s245 · February 01, 2012, 04:58:46 AM

Granted but you freeze everything including your self
I wish the person below me will not have a problem for me

ShadowYoshi294 · February 01, 2012, 08:09:53 AM

I don't even know you.

I wish for 10 million cookies.

JPSC · February 01, 2012, 08:13:20 AM

Wish granted but you receive 10 million tuna jars.

I wish the person below me will press alt+f4 or cmd+q before posting.

Firecycle · February 01, 2012, 11:41:27 AM

Quote from: JPSC on February 01, 2012, 08:13:20 AM

Wish granted but you receive 10 million tuna jars.

I wish the person below me will press alt+f4 or cmd+q before posting.

Wish Granted, I took the first option as you gave me a choice and I have a Mac.

I wish that My cup of coffee would refill itself

fawkes.. · February 01, 2012, 11:42:17 AM

Quote from: Firecycle on February 01, 2012, 11:41:27 AM

Wish Granted, I took the first option as you gave me a choice and I have a Mac.

I wish that My cup of coffee would refill itself

Wish granted but it fills with poo

I wish there was world peace