Wish Granted, but...

[Brian Smithers]

Wish granted but you die

I want Lord Tony back 

[Ad Bot]

[Kumquat]

Wish granted, but he explodes into a pile of pencil shavings for an early release.

I wish for a printer that prints all of the colors.

[Electrk]

Granted, but then your printer explodes from printing so many colors at once.

I wish, I wish for a fish

[--LegoPepper--]

Wish granted, but the fish got hooked.

I wish.

[PowerDag]

You get, but.

I wish for a standard-size paper with a face drawn on it.

[--LegoPepper--]

Wish granted, but it ripped.

I wish for some common sense.

[Kalphiter]

This is the 9996th reply

[Squarehead]

Wish granted, but your brain was removed.

I wish for nothing.

[Warning - while you were typing a new reply has been posted. You may wish to review your post.] - Thanks Kalph.

[Electrk]

Granted, but then you get something what

I wish for something.

[Julius The 1st]

Wish granted, but then it's taken away.
Oh cool, 9999th reply?
I wish for a printout of 42.

[Kalphiter]

Granted, but the printer gets stuck for 7.5 million years.

I wish I hadn't come to this thread just to post how many replies it had.

10000th reply

[Electrk]

Granted, but then this is the 10001st reply.

I wish I knew what to wish for.

[Bomb Kirby]

Granted, but you forgot before you could post it.


I wish for bacon.

[ShadowYoshi294]

You get wafflez.

I wish for the ability to control time.

[Azian]

You get it, but you accidentally aged yourself until you only had 6 months to live.

I wish for a beautiful Swedish mate.