Wish Granted, but...

[dorkdotdan]

wish granted but all colors appear opposite of their real color.

I wish I owned the whole werld.

[Ad Bot]

[Broze]

wish granted but all colors appear opposite of their real color.

I wish I owned the whole werld.

The world was set before you as your own!

But Kompresser made V21 and everyone left, so you have no one left to dictate

I wish to be a virgin forever.

[Dominator]

Granted but you have a masturbating problem.

I wish I could be straight.

[Broze]

Granted but you have a masturbating problem.

I wish I could be straight.

You are made into a heteroloveual homosapien like many of your peirs, but Chris Crocker threw himself on you.

[Gamey]

(Dude,do a wish.)

I wish chocolate was good for health.

[BubbaGum]

Dark chocholate is but it has to be 70% or more

I wish I had a pillow pet :(

[rockslide26]

Granted, but it was dropped from the upper atmosphere and disintegrated before splashdown

I wish I owned an orphanage

[BanishedLetters]

Wish granted but the orphanage catches on fire and everyone inside dies.

I wish I could type faster.

[Port]

Granted, but your hands fall off.

I wish for free donuts.

[danisaac5]

granted, but they're mouldy and horrible

i wish for a non-breaking lightbulb.

[Gamey]

You order a non-breaking lightbulb,but the delivery had a crash.

I wish i had a 

[Insomniac]

Wish granted, but it has RAISINS.

I wish for nothing bad to happen with my wish.

[Bomb Kirby]

Granted, but something bad happens 10 minutes later

I wish to be the #1 top poster.

[steve5451]

Wish granted, but everyone starts hating you and you end up getting banned.

I wish for some nice headphones.

[LOL :D]

(Dude,do a wish.)

I wish chocolate was good for health.

Chocolate helps you live longer.
WG, but, the headphones are extremely powerful, and a whisper on a game sounds like HE'S SHOUTING AT THE TOP OF HIS LUNGS!

I wish I could get my head checked in a jumbo jet.