Author Topic: Wish Granted, but...  (Read 644307 times)

Granted, but then you create a nuke and blow up.
I wish I could explode!

Wish granted but only half of your body explodes.

I wish i could have even more cake :D

Wish granted but only half of your body explodes.

NOOO!
But the cake is a lie
I wish i could eat all the pasta i want.

Nothing.



I wish the above to posters will quit talking in big text

Wish granted, But,
MOMMAY!

I wish I was a turtle.

your a turtle, but being a turtle isn't fun

I wish i was chuck norris

You are now chuck norris, But now you live in the wild west.

I wish I lived in a camper van.

you can't afford it

halo 4 :c

Granted,  but you get the red ring of death


$100,000,000,000,000

Granted, but you get that money in a bank robbery, get arrested, and wind up with a death sentence.

I wish... hmmmm...

I wish for a hamburger.

The hamburgers a bomb

I wish i was chuck norris, but i didn't live in the wild west

The hamburgers a bomb

I wish i was chuck norris, but i didn't live in the wild west
You live 100000 bc.

A rope.

granted, but the rope ate its self

i wish for a reaper splitter

granted, but the rope ate its self

i wish for a reaper splitter
The reaper split itself in half.


I wish I was a cat.

you already used 8 lives, and you have to die to become a cat.

death.

you already used 8 lives, and you have to die to become a cat.

death.
You die, But then coach defibs you.

I wish for a plate. And I can hold on to it. And it deflects bullets. And it is made of steel.