Wish Granted, but...

[BanishedLetters]

Wish granted but the beef jerky is poisoned.

I wish I didn't have to take this dumb pill to help me sleep at night.

[Ad Bot]

[Darkness ZXW]

You can't not sleep!

I wish for admin

[Mr.Noßody]

Wish granted, but the server does down.

I wish for a glass of water.

[beachbum111111]

Wish granted but your allergic

I wish for linux to kill off windows

[Blockoverlord]

Granted, but then windows comes back then wipes linux off the face of the earth.

I wish to have all of the videogames in the world besides the stuffty ones.

[Crøwn]

Wish granted but they break after you take them out.

I wish to fly

[Swat 3]

You are now a turkey and you are processed into a sausage.

I wish I can get a kill in a Helicopter in Bf3.

[glados]

You are now a turkey and you are processed into a sausage.

I wish I can get a kill in a Helicopter in Bf3.

Wish granted but the Helicopter explodes!

I wish for a wish.

[bob12378]

Wish granted but the Helicopter explodes!

I wish for a wish.

Granted, but then your wish divides by zero!

I wish for a furry topic.

[Duhman115]

Wish granted, but it's flamed and drama'd so hard you locked it.

I wish for infinite wishes.

[Mr.jacksaunt]

Wish granted but you wish to be brutally eaten by wrenches

I wish that Megascience could lock this

[Mouse droidz 21]

wish granted but op didnt lock the thread so i bumped the topic becuase we need more wish

i wish that i could update gmod 12 to gmod 13 with no bugs 

[Cookiez664]

wish granted, but Gmod 13 then turns into Minecraft


I wish I could be administrator on here and never stop being one

[Mr.X98]

Granted, but you begin to get creepy Pms...and stalkers...

I wish I made a popular video

[grunterdb1951]

I wish I could die.