Author Topic: Wish Granted, but... (Read 522365 times)

MrLoganator111 · October 28, 2012, 08:33:04 PM

Wish granted, but your head explodes. (I am the owner of pg 701)

I wish for a parachuting, purple platypus with a pink pair of pants.

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Darksaber530 · October 28, 2012, 08:57:08 PM

Yeah but the parachute got tangled in mid-deploy so the platypus is ded.

I wish for a diaper genie, that functions like a vacuum cleaner but sounds like someone farting.

Theepicman · October 28, 2012, 09:14:23 PM

Wish granted but the farting sound turns into a real one and explodes your house

I wish I was a cactus in the middle of nowhere

AvailsMew · October 28, 2012, 09:20:15 PM

You do not exist, you are nowhere.

I wish for energy to cease to exist.

hodototman · October 28, 2012, 09:25:28 PM

wish granted but snake

i wish for infinite forgets to give

Theepicman · October 28, 2012, 09:27:02 PM

Wish granted but you give so much forgets you lose all give forget tokens

I wish....I wish I ate Hodototman

hodototman · October 28, 2012, 09:41:36 PM

Quote from: Theepicman on October 28, 2012, 09:27:02 PM

Wish granted but you give so much forgets you lose all give forget tokens

I wish....I wish I ate Hodototman

wish granted but it's soviet russia

if everyone was naked all of the time and everyone was panloveual (including you) and everyone wanted to have love with eachother

Jeep · October 28, 2012, 09:43:31 PM

Wish granted but..

Aids and Incest rule the world.

I wish I were a pretty princess.

allyorbase · October 28, 2012, 09:47:34 PM

Quote from: Jeep on October 28, 2012, 09:43:31 PM

Wish granted but..

Aids and Incest rule the world.

I wish I were a pretty princess.

Wish granted, but you're locked up in a tour and not allowed to leave.

A significant other.

Dr.Block · October 28, 2012, 09:51:03 PM

You receive a significant other mind in your head, that fights constantly with your current mind. You didn't specify what you wanted an "other" of, so...

I wish my life was a musical, and an orchestra would follow me around constantly and people would break into song all the time.

Jeep · October 28, 2012, 09:52:39 PM

Wish granted but... Your tour bus crashes and you die.

I wish I was a forum admin.

Gamey · October 29, 2012, 08:38:14 PM

Granted,but you get back to a member fast.

I wish Halo Reach was on PC.

TurnipBlog · October 29, 2012, 08:40:13 PM

Wish granted, but all copies had become destroyed in a matter of days.

I wish I could b tha doge.

Slammer1337 · October 29, 2012, 08:40:57 PM

Granted, but banned by Host.

I wish my computer could run PC games.

Tertahedron · October 29, 2012, 08:53:36 PM

Wish Granted, but your computer crashed!

I wish I had the Surface^® tablet.