Wish Granted, but...

[Jeep]

Granted, but it comes with iOS.

I wish I had 10 $.

[Ad Bot]

[Tertahedron]

Granted, but it comes with iOS.

NOOOOOOOOO!


Granted, but it instantaneously disappears into the air..

I wish I would die.

[Alyx Vance]

Wish granted but you get raped every second of your after-life




I wish for a storm shelter.

[Slammer1337]

Granted, but it was actually a rape shed!
I wish for cheese.

[Theepicman]

Wish granted but the cheese is 150 years old and it has cancer cells and it kills you.




I wish I was Ephialtes.

[Crøwn]

Granted, but you aren't a mod and don't own RTB.

[Cargøn]

Wish granted, but you forgot to contribute
I wish for more wishes.

[ShadowYoshi294]

Granted, but then you get banned from Genie Inc. and your wishes are revoked.

I wish for less wishes.

[WALK2222]

Granted but someone gives you more

I wish for a cookie

[shinyarceus4]

Granted, but it's about the size of this period.

I wish I could do 3D computer modeling better than the professionals.

[Kumquat]

Granted, but you can only model flowers

I wish I could learn everything once and not have to study it to remember

[Insomniac]

Wish granted, but your brain explodes.

I wish for a beta version for Blockland v73. we already know what's gonna happen here

[Crøwn]

Granted but it doesn't work.

[shinyarceus4]

Granted, but
I wish I was part of the crew on Mythbusters.

[Alex Man!]

Wish granted, but when the Mythbusters try and find out of dogs see in black in white or not for some reason, the dog bites off your genitals.
(i know dogs see in color k?)

I wish that i had a SICK ASS MUSTACHE