Wish Granted, but...

[Insomniac]

Wish granted, but you are revived.

I wish for a super computer made out of legos.

[Ad Bot]

[Duhman115]

Wish granted, but NASA bough tit.

[Slate521]

Granted. You suffocate in the vacuum.

I wish for a wish, wishing for a wish, that wishes for a wish.

[Dglider]

Granted, but the wishes which for some reason are now sentient enough to wish for other wishes get depressed because of their lack of physical bodies.  They wish for their misery to be over and pop out of existence.

I wish Age of Time wasn't full of richards anymore.

[Darksaber530]

Wish granted but now AoT dosn't have any more players.

I wish for a bigger monitor.

[Momentum]

wish granted but its the same resolution as your older one

i wish for an ssd

[morningstar]

Wish granted but you burst into flames. 

I wish for a Snes. 

[Mouse droidz 21]

wish granted but we took the division of potato and it was so painfull that the snes exploded

i wish for a mouse droid just a loving mouse droid

[Insomniac]

Wish granted, but it's actually a rat droid.

I wish for more wishes.

[Mute]

Wish granted, but you already posted

I wish for a more social attitude

[shinyarceus4]

Granted, but everyone thinks you're psychotic and ignores you.

I wish for a real-life set of Blockland bricks.

[Darksaber530]

Wish granted, but they are all red 1x1 plates.
I wish for a bigger monitor with MORE resolution.

[WALK2222]

wish granted
but..
Fedex dropped it on the way in, cracking the screen slightly

I want a donut

[shinyarceus4]

It's filled with poisonous jelly.

I wish, I wish, I had a fish.

[Theepicman]

Wish granted but the fish was a piranha and it bites your finger off


I wish Badspot made a bed model and made it a default add-on.