Wish Granted, but...

[Kingdaro]

nope, chuck testa.

i wish for purple

[Ad Bot]

[Freek]

Wish granted but you instead get the wrong shade of purple.

I wish for a microphone

[Theepicman]

Wish granted but you instead get the wrong shade of purple.

I wish for a microphone

Wish granted but the microphone was overloaded and made everyone on Earth deaf.



I wish I was a pancake that walks

[shinyarceus4]

Granted, but someone eats you.

I wish for a baseball.

[Axolotl2]

Wish granted, but you get a grapefruit painted as a baseball, and that explodes when you hit it.

I wish I was gaypenls

[AvailsMew]

You die of aids.

I wish I was a man.

[huddles]

You become a man but you have a vagina for some reason.

I wish my dog could fly.

[Theepicman]

Wish granted but the dog crashes into the plane and splatters into pieces.



I wish I was a doge

[brian498]

I wish I was a doge
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Granted, but you get your balls cut off.


I wish i had a turtle

[Swat 3]

You get a snapper turtle instead and it has oral love with your finger.

I wish I couldn't breath.

[Kevso]

Wish granted, but you die.

I wish for a personal monday.

[huddles]

Granted, but he escapes.

I wish for a fish to come through my window and sing me a magical song.
(fyi i came up with this out of nowhere to be weird)

[Kumquat]

Granted, then youre shot with a crossbow

i wish for a cup o soup

[Swat 3]

Granted, but you die because it is too hot.

I wish I can get BubbaGum for Christmas.

[Darkness ZXW]

You get her but you're too much of a sperg to talk to her

I wish for my headache to go away.