Wish Granted, but...

[Angry Bull]

wish granted but android robots invaded the world

i wish for more mouse droidz and reaper splitters

Granted but they turn against you and kill you in your sleep.

I wish for a wish.

[Ad Bot]

[Shy_Guy]

You can't wish again.

I wish for a gun.

[Lusk]

Granted, but it only works under water.

I wish for Slenderman

[Socrates]

You wish for slenderman as he wishes for you, and thus you create a fracture in the fabric of being.

I wish potato

[Mouse droidz 21]

The potato caused a time paradox and you are now at the time when earth was created

I wish for even more reaper splitters and mouse droidz

[Alex Man!]

Wish granted, but at the risk of becoming redundant.

I wish for a bicycle.

[Plexious]

Wish granted, but it has no wheels, seat, or chains.

I wish I had a GTX 690.

[Man 2]

Lol. Dream on.


I wish I was fluent in every dialect of every language, fictional and non-fictional, ever spoken by any living thing in the entire universe. Ever.

[Slate521]

Granted, but several space nations have a holocaust on these kinds of people and you die.

I wish I could gain all sustenance from air, and only air.

[morningstar]

Wish granted, but all the air on earth turns into donuts. 

I wish I had a credit card. 

[Alyx Vance]

Wish granted but you are so far in dept you go to jail.




I wish for a way to understand those fancy calculators.

[huddles]

Granted, but then they make even fancier calculators and your knowledge is worthless.

I wish i had some way to make marshmallows from thin air.

[Pacnet2012³]

Granted, but the marshmallows go back into thin air.

I wish I could get Windows 8 right now.

[Electrk]

Granted but it sucks and can't run Blockland

I wish I didn't have to do my research paper

[Clix]

Granted but you fail the grade

I wish I had some beef jerky