Wish Granted, but...

[Xoax]

Wish granted but you from the future goes back and kills you before you make the wish thus killing yourself.

I wish ice cream soda was poisonous to all creatures except for creep bear who knew the secret of making a non-poisonous version and told children it was in the back of his beaten down van.

[Ad Bot]

[jetfire]

Wish granted but you from the future goes back and kills you before you make the wish thus killing yourself.

I wish ice cream soda was poisonous to all creatures except for creep bear who knew the secret of making a non-poisonous version and told children it was in the back of his beaten down van.

granted but 5 seconds after all the ice cream soda in the world evaporates, and rains over the pacific ocean.

I wish to lose $10

[IbanZ]

Wish granted, but because of this loss you intend to regain the said $10 by gambling again. This turns into an addiction and soon you're sucking richard for your next pull of the slot machine.

I wish for this stupid loving glitch to magically go away.

[Bri2.0]

wish granted but the wish is not understood and the glitch produces the same Self Delete bomber that blew me up... Bewm

i waish i hud bettur grammauradhfjasd;lkfajsdljf!!!!!!11one!!!!!11!!!1eleven!1!1!!!

[Chrono]

Wish granted but you only gain better grammer in Spanish.

I wish there were no such thing as misquitos.

[Ethan]

Wish granted, but sandflies become venomous, eating all of the human race!

I wish there was broadband the speed of light, at 1gb/s speeds.

[IbanZ]

Wish granted, but broadband already moves at the speed of light because it uses loving optical cables.

I wish Apple manufacturing plants everywhere exploded. Their workers were torn to pieces and Steve Jobbs' corpse was desecrated.

[Menen]

Wish granted, but broadband already moves at the speed of light because it uses loving optical cables.

I wish Apple manufacturing plants everywhere exploded. Their workers were torn to pieces and Steve Jobbs' corpse was desecrated.

Wish Granted But....Then You randomly go near one before it explodes, and you die

I wish i had Tourqe 

[Chrono]

Wish granted but instead of recieveing TGE, you get a door.

I wish my friend was here (At my house). :(

[Menen]

Wish granted but instead of recieveing TGE, you get a door.

I wish my friend was here (At my house). :(

Your friend comes, you go into your room, into your bed, you turn off the lights, you go under the covers, AND YOU SHOW HIM YOUR NEW WATCH THAT GLOWS IN THE DARK 

I wish i had Unlimited Wishes with no Negative Effect that could harm me in anyway

[Chrono]

( Oh man, I thought that was going somewhere good till you mentioned it was just a watch. :(  I guess I forgot to mention my friend is female?)

Wishes granted. Those unlimited wishes have no negative effect. However, when you wish for infinite wishes, the wish was not in effect. Therefore you became mute, and you think in pictures, and now you cannot wish.

[Menen]

(wishes in my Mind) i wish i could talk :D

[Chrono]

Remember you think in pictures. :D

Btw I forgot to wish.

I wish I gained a little bit of weight.

[Menen]

Remember you think in pictures. :D

Btw I forgot to wish.

I wish I gained a little bit of weight.

God is mad at u so he makes u gain 10000000 Pounds and Makes Menen talk again :D


I wish i had a Strawberry Banana Smoothie :D

[Ethan]

Wish granted, but the strawberry 'flavoring' is rotten and makes you curl over and die. (noob way of putting it)

I wish I had phr33 muneyz pl0x111!!one1!eleven!!one1!1one-hundred and eleven1!!