Wish Granted, but...

[Shadow86]

Granted, but you still sucked at being social.

I wish I just had The Orange Box, just for the .GCF's.

[Ad Bot]

[Mateo]

Granted but you became as dumb as I am and forgot what the orange box is so you threw it out.

I wish I had a brain courage and a heart!

[Moppy]

Wish cranted, But now your the tin scarelion.

I wish nothing bad could ever happen.

[TheLegomaster]

Granted, but something bad happens.

I wish for MAHGIK

[Diargon]

Granted, But you do a spell then you die

I WISH A FOR A MAGICAL PONIE

[slackerguy]

granted, but cartman trains it to bite your weiner off.    i wish for a good headphones.

[BrofOrange]

Wish granted but then they turn bad.

I wish i could meet the band Rush.

[Hiiro3293]

granted but then they rape you

i wish for a wish that didnt have side effects toward me and time doesnt reverse and i or my friends and family dont die im immortal and i get 9999999999999999 more wishes with a cookie on top 

[slackerguy]

granted but, the cookie is stale and the wishes are fake.  i wish that i could come up with actually good wishes

[jirue]

granted but, the cookie is stale and the wishes are fake.  i wish that i could come up with actually good wishes

granted but it backfires and your wish ends up ending the world in the long run.  and you are the first to die :D


I wish that more epic portal mods like Prelude would come out :D   (don't say portal: Still alive for 360, i know about it.)

[slackerguy]

granted but, it there ended up being a virus in the mod that kill your system. i wish for a chezburger with extra ketchup.

[jirue]

granted but, it there ended up being a virus in the mod that kill your system. i wish for a chezburger with extra ketchup.

Granted but they loaded on so much ketchup you end up dieing...

I wish i had even more ketchup on my burger? :D

[slackerguy]

granted ,but nothing bad happens so enjoy your burger. i wish for that my school that wasn't gay.

[Stealthy Meatloaf]

granted, but then its lesbianish


i wish snapple was on sale

[MegaScience]

Granted, but you spell it "sail" by accident, so all the worlds Snapple suddenly appears on ship sails, and slip off, flooding the desk in Snapple. This causes the ships to sink. As the worlds shipments are lost, the economies of countries decline, and you are executed for your wish.

I wish eBay had a direct relation to the US Stock Market.