Wish Granted, but...

[Dr.Block]

Granted but you sleep for three months then have five more months of no sleep.


I wish I was Gordon Freeman (damn!)

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[Isjix]

Granted, but a headcrab jumps onto your head and turns you into a gordon zombieman
Whoops, EDIT:
I wish the noobs would shut up about v11, and wait til it is actually out.

[jlo626]

Granted but they start talking about v12.
I wish i had a dollar

[*Magick* Mage]

granted, but you win the lottery and get $100,000,000. HA!

I wish I wish I wished a wish...........

[Isjix]

Wish has been wished but the wish you wish i wish did not make sense.
I wish i had my new PC right now :D

[IceBlue]

Wish granted but you get no box OMG NO BOX HOW WILL YOU MAKE A BOX IGLOO!? NOOOOO!!!

I wish I had a box igloo.

[ChexGuy331]

Granted, but the boxes are moldy and you soon die.

I wish I had a wish for wishing for a wish that wishes for a wish while wishing for a wish.

[Chewy]

you get the wish but the  comes and eats it

i wish my mom was still alive...

[Skidd223]

Wish granted, your mom is still alive, but shes alive as a HEADCRAB ZOMBIE!

I wish i didnt wish for what i wished  for this moment right now...

[Watcher In The Myst]

Wish granted but, you wish that you wished that you wished that you wished that you didn't wish the wish that you wished when you wished.

 I wish people would quit talking like this. ^^^^^^^^^^^^

[klewless]

Wish granted, but you confuse all the people who read your post

I wish for a natural disaster

[ChexGuy331]

Granted, but it forgets up the whole world and your imaginary girlfriend hates you. GG.

I wish I were 1337.

[Zephyr23]

Granted, Then You Become 7331

(I have no clue)


I wish I Was Head Of FILA Sports-wear Co.

[veraza]

wish granted but the company fails due to your poor leadership
i wish for a pet tiger

[Zephyr23]

Granted, but the tiger thinks your desert( ) And eats you( --> )


I wish Roblox and Blockland would get along