Text Based Space Adventure (Updated every goddamn hour [Or so])

[TwenteFreak]

>inventory: Use tomato as hat

[Ad Bot]

[.::Taboo::.]

>inventory
>You are currently carrying!:
>>Skull Hat (equipped)
>>M1911 Handgun ?/15 rounds (equipped)
>>Slices of Tomato
>>Assorted Dead Guy Meat Chunks
>The tomato slices are to small to go on your head and just deepen the red stains on your Skull Hat.

[JJA0]

>Scream and run into BUTCHERY and shoot anything that moves.

[Radial543]

>Observe room

[.::Taboo::.]

>Scream and run into BUTCHERY and shoot anything that moves.

>You whip around, pulling your gun out quickly (and skinning your pinky), and run across the Mess Hall to the butchery, flailing the gun around.
>Out of the corner of your eye, you see a pale black silhouette limping towards you.
>You pop a cap in that sum bitch.
>"GAH, JEESUS." it cries out.

>Observe room

>Bit too late for that now.

[Radial543]

well, since my other one got overruled...

>check body

[.::Taboo::.]

>check body

>You walk over to check the body for anything useful, when the figures hand lashes out and grabs you by the nose!

>Commands:
>inventory
>observer (something)
>use (something)
>_

[WhatevaGuy]

>shoot at it, then again to be sure
>check body

[Muzzles56]

>Eat persons' hand

[JJA0]

>USE PEN ON HAND then bind the thing

Also i figured that there was a person in there that i could accidentally kill so i did.

[.::Taboo::.]

>shoot at it, then again to be sure
>check body

>You raise your gun to fire and pop another cap, but the figure yells "STOP. JESUS XENU. GOD."
>They seem to know you.
>Your emotions conflict and you lower your gun.
>You quickly pat over their body in hopes of quick munnies.
>"You were always a pervert...."
>You decide against eating a live person's hand, as that is considered rude.

>Commands:
>inventory
>observer (something)
>use (something)
>_

>USE PEN ON HAND then bind the thing

Also i figured that there was a person in there that i could accidentally kill so i did.

make sense plz

[Moppy]

Taboo you hypocritical hypocrit! Ya went and started your own text adventure after rebuking me from one? Heh.

[WhatevaGuy]

>You raise your gun to fire and pop another cap, but the figure yells "STOP. JESUS XENU. GOD."
>They seem to know you.
>Your emotions conflict and you lower your gun.
>You quickly pat over their body in hopes of quick munnies.
>"You were always a pervert...."
>You decide against eating a live person's hand, as that is considered rude.

>Commands:
>inventory
>observer (something)
>use (something)
>_

make sense plz

>"Who are you?"
>wait for answer
>ask more questions, based on the answers

[JJA0]

make sense plz

Why cant we quote quotes?
Also I figured that another person would be in the room so i commanded him to run in and shoot them.

Also

>apologize for shooting person.

[.::Taboo::.]

>"Who are you?"
>wait for answer
>ask more questions, based on the answers

>>Story Progression AI on
>"Who are you" asks Xenu a curious look across her face.
"I am Rolan. Your mentor. Remember? I'm the one that taught, or began teaching you to use a gun."
"Oooohhh yyeeaaahhhhhhhh." Xenu remembers her long nights trying to land a single round on an apple. It'd take her 4 months to finally do so with a handgun, but it was something.
"So, uh, what the hell?"
"Well," Rolan began, "About 4 hours ago--"
Suddenly a large explosion interrupts Rolan, an explosion directly behind him!
Rolan is launched forward onto Xenu. In an awkward moment, Xeno picks him off of herself and see a large hole in his back, chunks of spine lodged into the open sore that was now his back with blood pooling by the pint.
"Spoo." says an oddly gutteral voice.
"I esoppus I dessim. Llew, ton siht emit."
A large figure carrying what Xenu can guess to be a cannon steps forward.
"Ythgin ythgin, ybab. Peels thgit."
The figure brings the cannon up to aim
>>Story Progression AI off.
>STRIFE!

>Commands
>Move List
>Attack
>Skill (Move)
>Attempt Escape