Author Topic: Text Based Space Adventure (Updated every goddamn hour [Or so])  (Read 8044 times)

It was RAGE
Now tear open some SKUUUULLS!

It was RAGE
Now tear open some SKUUUULLS!
Holy forget man GET THE BARRICADES OUT OF THE WAY!


Thanks Taboo--I'm currently writing a program like this.  A TBA.

>Examine the stuff you injected into your arm and figure out what the hell it was.
>You decide to take a moment to consider the possibility that you now have the ability to fire lasers from your eyes.
>Pewpew.
>Oh hei, you can.

>Commands:
>inventory
>observer (something)
>use (something)
>_

observer something? lol

>hide, wait for dem things to break down door.
>THEN RIP AND TEAAAAR

>Dance From your Victory


>lazer through door, lazer through weird alien people.

You spelt laser wrong.

>Laser that one alien and see if it's super effective on his armor.

>Laser that one alien and see if it's super effective on his armor.
forget you i was thinking that the whole dam day.

>Let the monsters have their way with you and after they're finished loving you kill them.

>Punch wall
>You joyously punch the wall.
>Ow.


>lazer through door, lazer through weird alien people.
>Now you decide to use your new found beams to laser out the barricade, and, for the hell of it, the door hinges.
>You kick the door out (successfully this time).
>You look around the room and everything dies. Awesome.
>You are now in the INFIRMARY LOBBY.


>Let the monsters have their way with you and after they're finished loving you kill them.
>You aren't up for any tentacles today.

>Commands:
>inventory
>observer (something)
>use (something)
>_