Funniest thing that has ever happened to you

[Muzzles56]

Tripped over a root, landed in a pile of dog stuff.


Took days to clean out the smell....

Ahahahahahah

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[Makanix]

I was sledding down a really big hill. I got to the bottom and stood up... Then some REALLY fat girl on a disk sled hit me. I did a backflip and landed face down in the snow for about 5 minutes...

[Conan]

I was sledding down a really big hill. I got to the bottom and stood up... Then some REALLY fat girl on a disk sled hit me. I did a backflip and landed face down in the snow for about 5 minutes...

Obesity is the enemy of us all.

[Wynd_Fox]

I was sledding down a really big hill. I got to the bottom and stood up... Then some REALLY fat girl on a disk sled hit me. I did a backflip and landed face down in the snow for about 5 minutes...

How could you land for five minutes? :O

Obesity is the enemy of us all.

Except Hugums.

[Sir mario]

BIRTH

[Madmitten]

me and my friends in 4th grade were in recess, we got bored, and started tripping eachother, then more people joined in. and then it became a game and everyone was tripping eachother like mad.

[Zenthrox]

I was showing my friend how dipping my pizza crust in my soda makes it taste better, and he thought I meant to dip a chicken wing.

wheeeeee.....

[Exoyo]

I was showing my friend how dipping my pizza crust in my soda makes it taste better, and he thought I meant to dip a chicken wing.

wheeeeee.....

Olololol

[Anti-Block]

I was playing ping pong and this annoying douchebag kid grabs the ping pong ball and starts running.
So I yell "WHAT THE forget?"
And he turns his head and flips me off, then turns his head forward again and faceplants into a tree. He falls over and starts crying, and I take the ping pong ball and whisper in his ear
"Karma's a bitch".

[Exoyo]

I was playing ping pong and this annoying douchebag kid grabs the ping pong ball and starts running.
So I yell "WHAT THE forget?"
And he turns his head and flips me off, then turns his head forward again and faceplants into a tree. He falls over and starts crying, and I take the ping pong ball and whisper in his ear
"Karma's a bitch".

Immm still lauuhging sorry abouut not good typpping,, im still laughinggg

[Volko]

It hit you in the face and your fat absorbed it

Lol'd so hard.

The funniest thing that ever happened to me is probably a bit too long of a story to share. So I'll just say I did something to somebody's house.

[Kapturrith]

Anti-Block has earned achievement Bad-ass

[Dippindots]

I think your story, exoyo, is lies!

[Atomshock]

Ok guys I put my story in the OP  and remember to post your funny stories.

I had secks with your mother.

[Qwepir]

I was playing ping pong and this annoying douchebag kid grabs the ping pong ball and starts running.
So I yell "WHAT THE forget?"
And he turns his head and flips me off, then turns his head forward again and faceplants into a tree. He falls over and starts crying, and I take the ping pong ball and whisper in his ear
"Karma's a bitch".

And then you kicked him, right?