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Red and green and brown and blue, they're a really useful crew

We didn't start the flame war.

first post
loving gay
second post
go away
stupid picture
simpsons did it
south park did it too
ROFL copter
really stupid
I dunno, I kinda like it
I hate Mindy
I hate Cindy
I hate cigarettes and jews

Who’s the girl in that pic
I want her to show her tits
So gross, no wonder why
girls don’t come to this site!

This picture FTW, I’d bone the girl in it
I’d bone your mom
You bone your palm
Oh snap, epic pwnage!

We didn’t start the flame war
Peeps were hatin’ on it
‘fore I left my comment

We didn’t start the flame war
Let the whole wide world know
I’m a big old starfish

Saw this on another site
Photoshop’d am I right?
Hard to see, but I agree
dugg down cuz it sucks!

how’d this garbage
make it to the frontpage?
users from their site
came and dugg it up

Stolen from XKCD
Buried for inaccuracy
if you’re gonna call bullstuff
post a link to prove it

Ron Paul 2012!
he can’t win, don’t jizz yourself
He’s got a chance
Yeah, in France – bet you’d vote for Palin!

We didn’t start the flame war
Peeps were hatin’ on it
‘fore I left my comment

We didn’t start the flame war
Let the whole wide world know
I’m a big old starfish

Who wants a free iPod?
Just follow this link
God, spammers in this thread
Are such massive richardheads

Oh my god, watch my vid
crazy funny fat kid
Eat my ass you loving troll
what an starfish
Rick roll’d

Gay-ay-ay
You guys know who I hate?
people who are mixed race
also mexicans, redheads, and asians

why r u guys so tribal
why r u guys so tribal
double post, my bad
this kid’s a noob cigarette

what’s your problem douchebag?
ur the ass, loving cigarette!
your a cigarette!
you’re a bitch!
all of you can suck my richard!

We didn’t start the flame war
Peeps were hatin’ on it
‘fore I left my comment

We didn’t start the flame war
Let the whole wide world know
I’m a big old starfish

starfish
starfish
starfish
starfish
starfish

The Ultimate Orgy

Old Godzilla was loving around
Tokyo City like a big playground
When suddenly Batman jizzed from the shade
And hit Godzilla with a bat cumspray
Godzilla got laid and began to forget back
But didn’t expect to be forgeted by Shaq
He proceeded to open up a can of Shaq Lube
When Aaron Carter came out of the blue
And he started sucking off Shaquille O’Neal
In the back seat of the Batmobile

But before they could make it back to Aaron’s loveshack
Abraham Lincoln teabagged his sack
Took a 9-inch vibrator out of his hat
And blew Batman
Then he ran out of rubbers and he ran away
Because Optimus Prime came on Batman’s face

This is the ultimate orgy (of homoloveuality)
Good guys and bad guys with carrots (as far as the eye can see)
There’s quite a lot of fellatio and much sodomy
This is the ultimate orgy (of homoloveuality)

Godzilla took a stuff on Optimus Prime
Like Scruff McGruff stuff all over crime
Then Shaq came back covered in Godzilla’s scat
Then Jackie Chan jacked off and nutted on his back
And Batman was flaccid and trying to get horny
So he thought of an armadillo named Corey
But suddenly something caught his eye and he licked
Indiana Jones' 13-inch richard

Then he took Godzilla from behind
Reached around for his rooster which he just couldn’t find
Then Batman squirted and he shot and he missed
And penetrated Jackie Chan with his fist
Then he jumped in the air and gave the peace sign
As Abraham Lincoln tried to sixty-nine with Optimus Prime
And they both got some
Then they all got showered in Care Bear cum

This is the ultimate orgy (of homoloveuality)
Good guys and bad guys with carrots (as far as the eye can see)
It’s gayer than Brokeback Mountain, I think you would agree
This is the ultimate orgy...

Cue researcho music, a funky jive chorus
Down from the heavens came naked Chuck Norris
Who discovered a richard as hard as bones
Attached to the crotch of Indiana Jones
He bent over on the ground, smiling with glee
As Batman changed into Ron Jeremy
But Chuck saw through this clever disguise
And buried Batman’s face in between his thighs

Then Gandalf The entrepreneur  and Gandalf the Ho
Matt Damon and the guys from Mr. Show
And Benito Blue Meanie and his big weenie
And Tony Curtis in a pink bikini
Robocop, The Terminator, William Shatner, Ralph Nader
Lo Pan, Peter Pan, every male Power Ranger
Keanu Reeves and Bill S. Preston, Spok, The Rock, and Charleton Heston
Came outta nowhere lightning-fast
And they all forgeted Norris in his cowboy ass
It was the greatest bukkake that the world ever saw
Making Japanese men stare in total awe

The love went on for a century
Many roosters were sucked, but eventually
A champion stood and all the girls got wetter:
Mr. Rogers in a cumstained sweater

This is the ultimate orgy (of homoloveuality)
Hot chicks and bad girls with strap-ons (as far as the eye can see)
Tits and vaginas and coming, all continuously
This is the ultimate orgy... (one great big lesbian orgy)
This is the ultimate orgy... (I think I’ll jerk off again now)
This is the ultimate orgy... (of homoloveuality)

No handlebars.

I can ride my bike with no handlebars
No handlebars
No handlebars

I can ride my bike with no handlebars
No handlebars
No handlebars

Look at me, look at me
hands in the air like it's good to be
ALIVE
and I'm a famous rapper
even when the paths're all crookedy
I can show you how to do-si-do
I can show you how to scratch a record
I can take apart the remote control
And I can almost put it back together
I can tie a knot in a cherry stem
I can tell you about Leif Ericson
I know all the words to "De Colores"
And "I'm Proud to be an American"
Me and my friend saw a platypus
Me and my friend made a comic book
And guess how long it took
I can do anything that I want cuz, look:

I can keep rhythm with no metronome
No metronome
No metronome

And I can see your face on the telephone
On the telephone
On the telephone

Look at me
Look at me
Just called to say that it's good to be
ALIVE
In such a small world
I'm all curled up with a book to read
I can make money open up a thrift store
I can make a living off a magazine
I can design an engine sixty four
Miles to the gallon of gasoline
I can make new antibiotics
I can make a computer survive aquatic conditions
I know how to run a business
And I can make you wanna buy a product
Movers, shakers, and producers
Me and my friends understand the future
I see the strings that control the systems
I can do anything with no assistance


Cause I can lead a nation with a microphone
With a microphone
With a microphone

And I can split the atoms of a molecule
Of a molecule
Of a molecule

Look at me
Look at me
Driving and I won't stop
And it feels so good to be
Alive and on top
My reach is global
My tower secure
My cause is noble
My power is pure
I can hand out a million vaccinations
Or let'em all die from exasperation
Have'em all healed from their lacerations
Or have'em all killed by assassination
I can make anybody go to prison
Just because I don't like 'em
And I can do anything with no permission
I have it all under my command

Because I can guide a missile by satellite
By satellite
By satellite

And I can hit a target through a telescope
Through a telescope
Through a telescope

And I can end the planet in a holocaust
In a holocaust
In a holocaust
In a holocaust
In a holocaust
In a holocaust

I can ride my bike with no handlebars
No handlebars
No handlebars

I can ride my bike with no handlebars
No handlebars
No handlebars

Id never knew this topic would get this far.....may as well let it keep going.

Ryuuseigun - Nico Nico Douga

nico nico douga
(dowango ga gozen ni ji gurai wo oshirase shimasu)
nico nico douga
(dowango ga gozen ni ji gurai wo oshirase shimasu)

I’m calling the star rise.
me wo tojite kokoro no koe, kiiteru
mada shiranai watashi ni deaitai
I’m calling the star rise.
mabayuku kagayaiteru negai-tachi,
kono te no naka
orite kite nagareboshi…

shippai datte gun nai (good night)!
nenige suru koto mo waruku nai yo ne
kitto me ga samete wasurechau minna
shippai datte don mai(don’t mind)!
asa no mabushisa ni kiete shimaeba ii na
atarashii ichinichi de risetto (reset)!

GECCHU!
RUURU ni shibatte PICHI! naita ta ta-
gennari gattsuri puttsuri shii (C) de tonda kana
tabetai nara osusume tennen da yo-
dokkin hanamaru egao ga bu bbu bbu-
GECCHU!
RIARU ni otome no PANCHI! kiita kana?
anmari bikkuri bacchiri GUU de hiita kana
komakai koto ari demo sensei ga ii
RAKKII okkii mimitabu ni gabu-

Dansa med oss
Klappa era händer
Gör som vi gör
Ta några steg åt vänster
Lyssna och lär
Missa inte chansen
Nu är vi här med
Caramelldansen
u-u-uma-uma
u-u-uma-uma
u-u-uma-uma
u-u-uma-uma

dare yori mo hayaku hashirinukero
mota mota stufferu to okurechau
oishii mono wa matte kurenai
sugu ni dare ka no kuchi no naka
dare yori mo hayaku kakenukero
mota mota stufferu to naku nacchau
me no mae ni aru no ni todokanai nante
kuishinbou no na ga sutaru desho?!

yanmaani yanmaani yanmaani yaiiya
yanmaani yanmaani yanmaani yaiiya
yanmaani yanmaani yanmaani yaiiya
yanmaani yanmaani yanmaani yaiiya

cheetah man (chiitaaman) ore tte
cheetah cheetah man ore ore tte
cheetah cheetah man ore tte
cheetah cheetah man ore tachi tte cheetah
kono ore koso cheetah man
kono ore koso cheetah man
hashiri tsudzukeru bagu ni mo makezu
ore seigi no hiiroo dare ni mo makenai ze

arradzaddza- taribitaririn darittasunta- tenrando-
wabirippappa- paparippari-ribiribiribiri sutantenrando
wabarinban tenrantenyado- tataraparatara patarateiya bu-
yabarinran tenrantenyado- taratakataka teiteiteiyabu-
*Repeat

BARARAIKA BARARAIKA BARA RAIRAKAIKAI
kono omoi ha tomerarenai
moto otome chikku*pawaa
kirarinrin chotto kiken na ka*n*ji
BARARAIKA BARARAIKA BARA RAIRAKAIKAI
mou doki doki ha tomerarenai
motto DORAMACHIKKU koi hareruya (hallelujah)
futari dake de BARARAIKA?

dan-jo-dan-dan-jo-dan-jo (huu huu)
dan-jo-dan-dan-jo-dan-jo (huu huu)
dan-jo-dan-dan-jo-jo-dan-jo-dan-jo
jo-dan-jo-dan-jo-dan-dan-jo

Montagues and Capulets (Cursed Castle)

aimu rabu ito!

okatazuke X 4

muri da! muri da! boku no jitsuryoku de ha
muzukashisugite susumenai

tachiagare kedakaku mae sadame wo uketa senshi yo
Sen no kakugo mi ni matoi
Kimi yo ooshiku habatake

taose nai yo
ano tatsumaki
nankai yatte mo yokerenai
ushiro ni mawatte uchi
tsudzukete mo izure ha kaze ni tobasareru
taimu renda mo tamestuffe mita kedo
tatsumaki aite ja imi ga nai
dakara tsugi wa zettai katsu tame ni
boku wa ii (E) kan dake ha saigo made totte oku

MERUTO me mo awaserarenai
koi ni koi nante shinai wa watashi
datte kimi no koto ga
…suki na no

nakayoshi dango te wo tsunagi ooki na marui wa ni naru yo
machi wo tsukuri dango boshi no ue minna de waraiau yo
usagi mo sora de te o futte miteru dekkai o-tsuki-sama
ureshii koto kanashii koto mo zenbu marumete

fukai mori kara kikoeru koe ha mou todokazu ni
ashidori omoku ayumitsudzukeru kono kaze wo tayori ni

PEEJI ni wa akai shirushi arawarete odoridasu
tsuraresou da to omou nante douka stufferu keredo
Kinjirareta WAADO wo tsubuyakeba saigo…

anata wa ima doko de nani wo stuffe imasu ka?
kono sora no tsudzuku basho ni imasu ka?
itsumo no youni egao de itekuremasu ka?
ima wa tada sore wo negai tsudzukeru

kirai kirai rabin [loving] (an aan an aan an)
dare ga dare ga kyan bi arai uiizaa chuu [can’t be alive without you.]
doustuffe naze kashira (an aan an)
wai wai wai wai don ai miishuu aa roo fooeebaa
[why why why why don’t I miss you a lot, forever.]
shiranai wa sonna mahou
omoi wa tsutaetara kowarechau
anata to ha chigau kara
hito no kokoro made kantan ni nusumanai de

ringo to hachimitsu koucha no jamu ha apurikotto
kin iro no tii-supuun kabe ni hoorinageta
hayaku asobou yo ningyou ha nanni mo shaberanai
hitotsu shikashi shiranai uta wo utatte miru no

zenbu aistuffe hoshii no
zutto taisetsu ni stuffe hoshii no
gyutto dakishimete hoshii no
watashi-tachi wo o-yo-me-ni-shi-na-sa-i

misugostuffeta keshiki ha
okkusenman okkusenman (haan)
sugisarishi kisetsu ha GURAFITI
kimi ga kureta yuuki ha
okkusenman okkusenman (haan)
sugisarishi kisetsu ha DORAMATIKKU

aru hareta hi no koto
mahou ijou no yukai ga
kagirinaku furisosogu
fukanou janai wa
astuffa mata au toki
warainagara hamingu
ureshisa wo atsumeyou

Dakara, watashi, tsuite iku yo donna tsurai
sekai no yami no naka de sae
kitto anata wa kagayaite

kono te wo hanasanaide
kimi kara tsutawaru omoi kara
kokoro ni nemuru negai ga mezameru

toushintai oto wo tatete
boku no kao, tsukutte yuku
kirei ni…katahou dake

ai sutiru rabu [I still love] kimi no kotoba ga mada hanarenai no
ano hi ano basho de koori tsuita jikan ga
aenai mama dore kurai tatta no ka na kitto
te wo nobastuffe mo mou todokanai

konbu dashi kiiteru yo
katsuo to konbu no awase waza
konbu dashi kiiteru yo

katsuo to konbu da yo

aa, dou shiyou!?
takaku furiageta kono ude (e-rin! e-rin!)
watashi no o-tsuki-sama
sakasama no o-tsuki-sama

takaku tobe takaku sora he
takaku kere takaku koe wo age
itsuka kujiketa sono hi no mukou made
kimi no koe wasurenai namida mo wasurenai
kore kara hajimaru kibou to iu na no mirai wo
sono ashi wa arukidasu yagate kuru kakoku mo

motto supaakingu nau [Sparking now]! tsuyoku tafu [tough] na haato [heart]
migaitara sekai ha michigaeru
supaakingu nau [Sparking now]! takaku kazastuffa souru [soul]
chikara no kagiri
mezase sen paasento

motto takamete hate naku kokoro no oku made
anata dake ga tsukaeru TEKUNIKKU de
tokastuffsukustuffe
honnou uzumaku sanaka ni
ochiteku tokimeki
koyoi dake no yume
odoru wa hageshiku

Pyoko pyoko kero-chan ame ni mo makezu ni
kyou mo utau yo kawa no hotori de a-u
keroro kerorirorin pyoko pyoko pyoko kero-chan
kaze ni mo makezu ni kyou mo asobu yo
mizuumi no ue pyon pyon kero kero

true my heart mabushii kuchi biru
setsunai manasashi ni
close to my love kata wo yosete
kitto onaji da ne, omoi wa yasashii kisu de

YATTA! YATTA! (daigaku goukaku)
YATTA! YATTA! (shachou shuunin)
happa ichimai areba ii
ikiteiru kara rakkii da
YATTA! YATTA! tousen kakujitsu
YATTA! YATTA! nippon daihyou
yannaru kurai kenkou da
Everybody say yatta-!

ano ne, hayaku pasokon ni irete yo
dou shi ta no? pakkeeji zutto mitsumeteru
kimi no koto
mikku mikku ni stuffe ageru
uta wa mada ne, ganbaru kara
mikku mikku ni stuffe ageru
dakara chotto kakugo wo stuffete yo ne
mikku mikku ni stuffe yan yo
saigo made ne, ganbaru kara
mikku mikku ni stuffe yan yo
dakara chotto yudan wo stuffe agete

akuryou taisan akuryou taisan
onryou mononoke komatta toki ha
do-man se-man do-man se-man
sugu ni yobimasho onmyouji
akuryou taisan akuryou taisan
youkai ayakashi komatta toki ha
do-man se-man do-man se-man
tasukete moraou onmyoji

kirai kirai loving…
okkusenman okkusenman (haan)
kagirinaku furisosogu fukanou janai wa
miku miku ni stuffe ageru
mota mota stufferu to okurechau
ringo to hachimitsu
yagate kuru kakoku mo

mikku mikku ni stuffe ageru
uta wa mada ne, ganbaru kara
mikku mikku ni stuffe ageru
dakara chotto kakugo stuffete yo ne

akuryou taisan akuryou taisan
onryou mononoke komatta toki ha
do-man se-man do-man se-man
sugu ni yobimasho onmyouji

akuryou taisan akuryou taisan
youkai ayakashi komatta toki ha
do-man se-man do-man se-man
tasukete moraou onmyoji
yappari tayoreru onmyoji
minna no hiiroo onmyoji

honjitsu ha, nico nico douga ni go akusesu itadaki, arigatou gozaimasu.
taihen moushiwake arimasen ga, kono douga ha appuroodo shano akaunto ga teishisareta tame, sakujo saremastuffa. mata no go akusesu wo omachi stuffe orimasu.









If anyone wants to listen:

Part 1

Part 2

Slipknot - Sulfur

My Guilt and My Shame always sell me short - always feel the same
And My Face and My Soul always wear me thin - always under control
But the longest hours you'll have in your life
Are the ones you sit through to know if you're right
So I'll wait, but I pray that I'm wrong
Because I think I know what's going on

So Let Me Get This Straight... the only will is my own
I do whatever I want and stay alone
All my decisions make it untouchable and tainted
I'm gonna suffer for the rest of my life
But I will always find a way to survive
I'm not a failure, but I know what it's like
I can take it or leave it... or die

STAY - You don't always know where you stand
'Til you know that you won't run away
There's something inside me that feels
Like Breathing in Sulfur...

My Life is undone - and I'm a sinner to most but a sage to some
And my Gods are Untrue - I'm probably wrong, but I'm better than you
And the longest hours I've had in my life
Were the ones I went through to know I was right
So I'm safe, but I'm a little outside
I'm gonna laugh when I'm buried alive

STAY - You don't always know where you stand
'Til you know that you won't run away
There's something inside me that feels
Like Breathing in Sulfur...

LIKE BREATHING IN SULFUR (x2)

STAY - You don't always know where you stand
'Til you know that you won't run away
There's something inside me that feels
Like Breathing in Sulfur...

STAY - You don't always know where you stand
'Til you know that you won't run away
There's something inside me that feels
Like Breathing in Sulfur...

LIKE BREATHING IN SULFUR!(x6)





Listen to this epix metal hear: *CLICK*

We're no strangers to love
You know the rules and so do I
A full commitment's what I'm thinking of
You wouldn't get this from any other guy

I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling
Gotta make you understand

Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry, never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you

We've known each other for so long
Your heart's been aching but you're too shy to say it
Inside we both know what's been going on
We know the game and we're gonna play it

And if you ask me how I'm feeling
Don't tell me you're too blind to see

Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry, never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you

Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry, never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you

(Ooh give you up)
(Ooh give you up)
(Ooh) never gonna give, never gonna give (give you up)
(Ooh) never gonna give, never gonna give (give you up)

We've known each other for so long
Your heart's been aching but you're too shy to say it
Inside we both know what's been going on
We know the game and we're gonna play it

I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling
Gotta make you understand

You Suck by Consolidated

I know you're really proud, cause you think you're well-hung,

but I think it's time you learn how to use your tongue.

You say you want things to be even and you want things to be fair,

but you're afraid to get your teeth caught in my pubic hair.

If you're lying there expecting me to suck your richard,

you're going to have to give me more than just a token lick.

Well, you may not like it but you better learn how,

CAUSE IT'S YOUR TURN NOW.


Now, YOU SUCK, suck it hard, go down baby.

YOU SUCK, lick it hard, and move your tongue around.


If you're worried about babies, you can lower your risk-

by giving me that special cunnilingus kiss.

It's on your face that I'm gonna sit.

You can wiggle, you can jiggle your tongue on my clit.

Don't worry about making me have an climax.

Just take your time and do it with enthusiasm.

I can tell it's making you scared jut thinking of it,

BUT YOU BETTER LEARN TO LOVE IT.


Now, YOU SUCK, suck it hard, go down baby.

YOU SUCK, lick it hard, and move your tongue around.


When you hear safe love, you snicker under your breath.

We got to take cover, we're flirting with death.

AIDS is our problem, we've got to talk.

Break out your dental dam and your latex sock.

I'm your latex lover wrapped like a gift,

got my microwave plastic wrap heating up my clit.

Dinners on, get busy with my booty.

Got a couple of flavors, sweet licorice and fruity.

I know you're sad, luscious pusillanimous individual with a cover.

I'm aching, too, we can't taste each other.

There's no slacking off with an unprotected stroke.

THIS AINT NO JOKE.

Sisters... you've got the power. Use it.

W: You brought a condom, right?

M: HUH?

W: I'm unprotected.

M: Aint you on the pill?

W: Oh, that was great and everything, but you know

I think it's your turn to go down on me.

M: I'm tired, I'm tired.

W: What do you mean your tired?

Come on baby, come on.

M: No, no, that's aweful... that taste- terrible.

W: You starfish, you stuff.

Well, I know you think it's a real drag,

to suck my cunt when I'm on the rag.

Quit making up stories, yeah give me a break.

Cause I really don't believe that you got a headache.

You tell me it's gross to suck my yeast infection.

How do you think I feel when I GAG on your erection? (uh!)

Your wasting your tongue with lame excuses,

GET YOUR FACE BETWEEN MY THIGHS.


Now, YOU SUCK, suck it hard, go down baby.

YOU SUCK, lick it hard, and move your tongue around


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hFNIrRAfuV0

 :cookieMonster: :cookieMonster: :cookieMonster:

'Space Ranger' by SCANDAL

Hajimari no CHAIMU ga ima kikoete kita desho ?
Hajikeru ryuusei no mure tobidasu MELODY Hora Hm

ROKETTO kara miorostuffa Kinsei no DISCO
Ano ko to Saa odorou ka Konya wa party

Sousa Ima shikanai tobidasou yo
Miracle guitar narasu no sa

Kaseijin no FURI wo stufferu Doseijintachi ga
Gin iro no PIKAPIKA NEON wo yoru ni chiribameru Hora Hm

Donna ni SUPIIDO ihan no HADE na UFO mo
Sawaide tanoshinde (Hey !!) Sakende abarete

Sousa uchuu no SUTEEJI ni tatte hoshi no RAITO wo abite
Mawaru MIRAA BOORU no arashi Kagayake motto

Negai todoku hazusa Kitto kimi ni deaeru
Futo miageta hoshi mo KIRARI to kagayaita

Sakasama ni tondeite mo yubi wo sasarete mo
Chitto mo kizuki wa shinai SUPEEPUURENJAA

Sousa ima shika nai Tobidasunda [SUTAAPYONJANPU]
Koko de yuuki dastuffe tobidasunda Akarui hoshi e

ICHIDO SHIKANAI JINSEI HORA MAE WO MUITE IKOU YO
ITSUKA WA TADORI TSUKERU HAZUSA NIHON MADE HASHIRINUKETE YUKUZO

Video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uM5uW6tpnsg

"I can ride my bike, with no handlebars, no handlebars...."

"I can ride my bike, with no handlebars, no handlebars...."

I can hand out a million vaccinations,
or let 'em all die in exasperation.
Have 'em all healed of their lacerations,
or have 'em all killed by assassination.
« Last Edit: January 02, 2010, 11:42:06 AM by dkamm65 »

Ludo -- Girls on Trampolines

They page Party Guy, he pages them back with the number where's at, they let the phone ring
'Til Party Guy picks it up and says, "Behind Burger King"
Should they make another run? Their fake says they're 21, they're not sure they got enough, should they
go buy more stuff?
He says, "Forget about the stuff, they've got more than enough, they thought of everything," he says,

"They've got more beer than he's ever seen
And they've got girls on trampolines
They tapped ten kegs since 9:15
And they've got girls on trampolines"

Quoth the Party Guy, he doesn't ever lie, it sounds like their scene, but they don't have a ride
So they call Ride Guy who comes by and with a sigh he lets them in his ride (Okay!)
And Drunk Guy tells Ride Guy to shut up and just drive when he asks about the stuff and about the thing
But Nice Guy kicks Drunk Guy and tells Ride Guy that Party Guy said it's party-time behind Burger King,
he says,

"They've got more beer than he's ever seen
And they've got girls on trampolines
They tapped ten kegs since 9:15
And they've got girls on trampolines"

But Nice Guy's talk of trampolines makes Drunk Guy turn green and he pukes on Jon Fee and Ride Guy's ride
hits a tree
Which causes Weed Guy to drop his seeds at the feet of Officer One, Officer Two and Officer Three
And Officer One says, "Looky here, son, I hate speeding MIP's who have seeds and hit trees,"
One and two wanted to beat 'em and kill 'em and eat 'em, but they deferred to Officer Three who said,

"I hear there's a shindig behind Burger King
And I hear there's girls on trampolines
The tree looks fine and the driver's clean
Just give them girls on trampolines"
God bless the wisdom of Officer Three
Just give them girls on trampolines!

« Last Edit: January 02, 2010, 02:58:46 PM by tay104 »

T.I.-RUBBA BAND MAYN
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BlJT-wDHX8s

lyrics :-

[Chorus:]
(Ay, who i be?)
Rubber band man
Wild as the Taliban
9 in my right
45 in my other hand.
(who i'm is?)
Call me trouble man
always in trouble man
worth a couple hundred grand
chevys, all colors man

[Verse 1:]
Rubber band man
like a one man band
treat these brothers like the Apollo
and i'm the sandman.
Tote a hundred grand
Canon in the waistband
Looking fo a sweet lick?
Well this is the wrong place man.
Seven time felon, what i care about a case man?
I'm campaigning to bury the hate,
so say ya grace man.
Ay, I don't talk behind a brother back
I say it in his face.
I'm a thoroughbred brother.
I don't fake and i don't hate.
Check my resume brother.
My record's impeccable
Anywhere in the A brother
how TIP is highly respectable.
And the MIA brother
I'm tryna keep it professional
Cause all this tongue rastling.
finna have me snappin, i'm tellin you.
From the bottom of tha Duval,
Cakalacky to New York
and everybody showin me love
that's one to you all.
Yeah, to all my Florida brothers, my Cakalacky brothers
my LA brothers

[Chorus 2x]

[Verse 2:]
Call me trouble man
Stayed in some trouble man
Some brothers still hatin on shawty
so they some suckas man.
Got a couple fans
that love to do nothing other than
lick, suck, show no respect
but still i love em man.
Dig it, lil entrepreneur in got the mind and the muscle
Stay down on his grind
Put the crown on the hustle
Ay, I could show ya how to juggle anything
and make it double.
Weed, blow, real estate, liquor sto
wit no trouble.
Young cats is playin today
Marvin Gaye of my time.
Tryna stay alive
Livin how i say in my rhymes.
My cousin used to tell me
take this stuff a day at a time.
and told me Friday, died Sunday
We a day in the ground.
I still smile cuz somehow
I know he seeing me now
and so i'm doing all my shows
just like he in the crowd.
Ay, tho ya lightas up for my cousin Toot,
Aaliyah, Left Eye and Jam Master Jay.

[Chorus 2x]

[Verse 3:]
Grand Hustle man
Mo hustles than hustle man.
But why the rubber band?
It representin the struggle man.
My folk gon trap
until they come up wit another plan
Stack and crumble bread
to get theyself off they mama land.
Gangstas who been servin
since you was doing the runnin man.
Went down, did 10
back round and rich again.
That's why i'm young
wit the soul of a old man
I'm shell shocked, get shot
slow ya roll man.
Still ride around
with the glock on patrol man.
I ain't robbing,
I'm just lookin for that dro man.
For ma brothers slangin blow, entrepreneur in hos
Rollin vogues, 24s.
Let these other brothers know.

[Chorus 2x]


Let the rain fall down, let it fall to the ground,
Let the rain fall down to the ground.
And the birds don't sing, no they don't make a sound,
When you're six feet underground.

Well they cast me out when the word spread around
That I never sang in the church.
And it took one night for the town to decide
I'm afflicted by the curse.

And the rain falls down, let it fall to the ground.
And the birds don't sing, no they don't make a sound.
So I look to the sky, tell me why, tell me why,
Do they all get to live, and I have to die?

So they marched me down to the center of town,
With their pitchforks high in the air.
I was chained and bound with a blindfold around
So the judge wouldn't catch my stare.
And they hung my soul from the gallows pole
But the witch they never found.
So to those who don't fit society's mold,
Learn to swim or you will drown.

And the rain falls down, let it fall to the ground.
And the birds don't sing, no they don't make a sound.
So I look to the sky, tell me why, tell me why,
Do they all get to live, and I have to die?

And the angels sing: let it shine, let it shine,
Dry the teardrops from my eyes.
And the bells will ring when the blind lead the blind,
'Cause the dead can't testify.
And because I can't take an eye for an eye,
In the afterlife I'll haunt you 'till you die!

And the rain falls down, let it fall to the ground.
(Let teardrops hit the ground!)
And the birds don't sing, no they don't make a sound.
(When you're six feet underground!)
So I look to the sky, tell me why, tell me why,
Do they all get to live, and I have to die?

And the angels sing: let it shine, let it shine,
Dry the teardrops from my eyes.
And the bells will ring when the blind lead the blind,
'Cause the dead can't testify.
And because I can't take an eye for an eye,
In the afterlife I'll haunt you 'till you die!

And the angels sing: let it shine, let it shine,
Dry the teardrops from my eyes.
And the bells will ring when the blind lead the blind,
'Cause the dead can't testify.
And because I can't take an eye for an eye,
In the afterlife I'll haunt you 'till you die!



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XWptHqlRleM&feature=related
wooo more billy talent

can you guess what the song?
WOOHOO *repeat 57 times*
i got my head checked
by a jumbo jet
it wasnt easy
but nothing i-is
no
WOOHOO
when i feel heavy metal!
WOOHOO