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[IkeTheGeneric]

yes because I was loveually aroused when I saw you posted

:D

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[SPARTAN-287]

Speaking of carrot guns, I have taken this to the next level. I present to you, The Phallic Object Launcher [ also known as The KHSSST - DL ]






The KHSSST - DL

This is a MUST HAVE for any young couple looking for some holiday "spice" to their relationship. This amazing device launches large phallic objects at speeds of up to 12 miles per hour! WARNING: Steady aiming is required, in the event of a misfire impailing of the significant other's eyes has been reported. The spikes of the object are not removable, and WILL cause severe pain this device is not for those of the faint of heart.

[Qwepir]

color scheme looks like absolute ass, useless rail is useless, the stock it too small, why do the darts load at the front, etc etc.
good idea, awful execution.

[SPARTAN-287]

color scheme looks like absolute ass, useless rail is useless, the stock it too small, why do the darts load at the front, etc etc.
good idea, awful execution.

That was half of my point, was to make it as completely useless looking as possible, although the phallic darts loading ontop makes sense for the fact that it's a crossbow-type "weapon"

The color scheme is for those stupid holiday colors, and the rail just came with the receiver I used, didn't really put much effort into this, so yeah.. I can update it if you really think I should

[Qwepir]

make it as completely useless looking as possible

Saying "I meant for it to look stuffty" is no excuse, it's just being lazy.

phallic darts loading ontop makes sense for the fact that it's a crossbow-type "weapon"

If you think that dart looks phallic you might want to get yours checked out by a doctor, and you obviously have no idea what the forget a crossbow is because a dartgun doesn't work anything like a bow.

The color scheme is for those stupid holiday colors

You don't paint guns in holiday colors. They're guns. They're supposed to kill people, not look pretty.

and the rail just came with the receiver I used, didn't really put much effort into this

So put some effort into this and cover the rail with something.

[SPARTAN-287]

Saying "I meant for it to look stuffty" is no excuse, it's just being lazy.
If you think that dart looks phallic you might want to get yours checked out by a doctor, and you obviously have no idea what the forget a crossbow is because a dartgun doesn't work anything like a bow.
You don't paint guns in holiday colors. They're guns. They're supposed to kill people, not look pretty.
So put some effort into this and cover the rail with something.

It's not exactly a gun, it's meant to be a strange love toy, but agreed on all else.. Although I can see The Joker painting a gun in holiday colors

[Qwepir]

It's not exactly a gun, it's meant to be a strange love toy, but agreed on all else.. Although I can see The Joker painting a gun in holiday colors

A love toy that shoots darts? Looks like you don't know anything about weapons or love. Also you seem to be forgetting that The Joker is literally insane.

[SPARTAN-287]

A love toy that shoots darts? Looks like you don't know anything about weapons or love. Also you seem to be forgetting that The Joker is literally insane.

Not forgetting that fact. And of course nobody is going to actually launch a carrot into someone's lower area. The fact that that's what this gun does is the joke... Also I think you are thinking of a dart in a more lethal way, they're just carrots.. Anyways, I'm updating it a bit

[SPARTAN-287]

The KHSSST - DL

Comes in traditional grey and black, or christmas colors of red white and green, for an unforgettable present, and christmas party!

This is a MUST HAVE for any young couple looking for some holiday "spice" to their relationship. This amazing device launches large phallic objects at speeds of up to 12 miles per hour! Simply load the phallic dart into the chamber, close the chamber guard, pull the bolt to load the phallic dart into the chamber, aim and pull the trigger WARNING: Steady aiming is required, in the event of a mis-fire impailing of the significant other's eyes has been reported. Side effects may include, but are not limited to

Green hands

Santa Clause-related hallucinations

Sudden development of the opposite love's genetalia

Death

Explosive (literally) diarrhea

Blood loss

Herpes

Super Herpes

Super Herpes from space

"Premature detonations"

Extended size of chosen orifice

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There, update done, I kept a few of the things you critisized about, but changed a good portion of it, and I still like the way the launcher is loaded so I kept that as well

[IkeTheGeneric]

Stop being an idiot.

[Qwepir]

Now it looks even worse. Just stop.

[SPARTAN-287]

Fair enough. I'm done with this idea then


EDIT: Has anyone made a flamethrower or a rocket launcher yet? Working on both now

[Mr.jacksaunt]

Here are some of mine.
These are the first I have made, so comment on them! :D
Barrel on the second one is detachable.

[Mr.jacksaunt]

Bump and New gun.
Hope you like this, I thought this was a vast improvemnt over the last ones.

[Messes]

Now it looks even worse. Just stop.

Jesus, go away. You are not the master of guns, nor can you just completely tell a person their gun is crap and to just stop. Let him have his fun, besides it's a cool idea. If you were to rant on like this about others guns, you can damn well do it to every single ones because none are 100% real and it's just people having fun and making something. "Omg stock, Omg colors, Omg reciever, Omg RIS, Omg ammunition, Omg omg omg etc etc.

You can't say crap about the color scheme considering it's Christmas colors: Red, Green, White, Gold.

Also, It's obviously a joke gun. He was not trying to impress anyone or gain e-rep or something like that, he was posting a picture of his gun, and for you to completely bash him because you didn't like it and it was "Horribly executed" is just uncalled for.

As for you, Spartan, keep it up. The first one looked better than the second one, and the bolt looked better too.