Coul it be that God made evolution, but stopped it after a time?

[Niblic]

This spork created us, and you can't disprove it because yeah you believe in the big bang cool but where did that matter come from? From a spork, obviously.

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[dkamm65]

Pitchblack is a troll. Starting a flame war. D:

Troll or not, it's entertaining. :D

[Zenthrox]

You have no idea what you're talking about

I do know what I'm talking about.

This spork created us, and you can't disprove it because yeah you believe in the big bang cool but where did that matter come from? From a spork, obviously.

I was made in the great spork's image. I have a pointy head. 

[Cody574]

Hey guys, I'm making a new religion - Google Inc is god and humans evolved from computers!

Now let's wait for some atheist to come and be a critic about it!

/my mock of OPs who post stuff like this

[Pi]

I did not say religion beats science.

The way I learned the < system was the < was a mouth eating the lesser of the two.

Why would the mouth want less food? Because you were taught wrong.

[Zaran]

Inb4Inv3rtedsayssomethinginle ssthanaminute

[Pi]

Inb4Inv3rtedsayssomethinginlessthanaminute

Wow, long "Inb4----"

[Inv3rted]

No it is not. That is all

inafterpostchain

How is it not? You can't say you know anything about science because you assume what is true before you acquire any evidence for it. You are one of the few people on this planet who enjoys the benefits of modern science and at the same time denies what it obviously shows.

Also, paleontology is not the only field in which there is overwhelming evidence of the age of the universe. Cosmology, physics, chemistry, geology and a myriad of other specialized fields.

[JJA0]

Inb4Inv3rtedsayssomethinginlessthanaminute

Nice

[Menen]

inb4Inv3rtedmakesareply

[Zenthrox]

inafterInv3rtedmakesareply

Fix'd

How is it not? You can't say you know anything about science because you assume what is true before you acquire any evidence for it. You are one of the few people on this planet who enjoys the benefits of modern science and at the same time denies what it obviously shows.

Also, paleontology is not the only field in which there is overwhelming evidence of the age of the universe. Cosmology, physics, chemistry, geology and a myriad of other specialized fields.

It's overwhelming evidence according to the people who believe it. That does not validate it.

I'm disappointed by your post consisting of assumptions again. I have heard many accounts of evolution and have considered believing them. Do not assume what I have or haven't done.

[goobler402]

No
No
No
Inb4inv3rted
Science has proved more than the Bible ever has and ever will. The bible is just a book made to follow a religion. Science is actual fatcs about everything there is to know

I see what you did thar : D

[Inv3rted]

It's overwhelming evidence according to the people who believe it. That does not validate it.

I'm disappointed by your post consisting of assumptions again. I have heard many accounts of evolution and have considered believing them. Do not assume what I have or haven't done.

You assume it to be wrong because you assume the bible to be correct. It is valid because every person who has a scientific background in biology and doing active research has all found concurring evidence showing it to be true.

[Tom Gunn]

I wonder what humanity will evolve into next.....


MUFFINS! I WANT TO BE A MUFFIN!

[Block Builder]

you assume the bible to be correct

The bible is true because it isn't in the fiction section of the bookstore.



Now with that is solved, let's move on to more pressing matters such as that leaky faucet in the men's restroom.